Judgement: Not Recommended

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This is an early access review.
This is the game they'd give you if you're in Hell and you ask to play Super Mario Bros. It's like playing a really bad action platformer in Russian, and yes it's as bad as that sounds. Certain things should be universal in action platforms but they're not in this one. You have to "catch" rope with the same button as the jump button. You can't really run and jump off falling platforms when it's needed in the game. You respawn in places that are impossible to get out of because the float has already passed. Checkpoints are in weird places. I got this game as a gift, so I can't say I'm out the money. Supposedly it's a Russian parody of a Russian action movie, but as it is, it's not fun and not too playable.

Review posted on 10/12/2017, 11:01:00.