Judgement: Recommended
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Do you seriously think that you are prepared to control a mighty warrior of the Furon Empire? Of course you don't, you are not prepared!
Yes, this game is a documentary. What is the best way to hide our presence? Make it public via games and movies! If anyone comes up with any conspiracy theory then the leaders and mass-media (yes, all of them controlled by us already, by the mighty Furon Empire) could just say that these humans just played too many games or watched too many movies! Yes, haha, yes, that’s how it works.
The army tried to resist us. Ahh, it is actually a funny story. There was a general, was, yes, I disintegrated him, so the general… Oh wait, I already spoiled the story. Hmm, so there was the Majestic too. You know, some weirdos in black suits. They always called me a little green martian. I am not green, nor a martian, so guess what happened to them?
Wut you say? Sure, the mighty Furon Empire has flying saucers. You know, those kinds of flying objects, which we use for abducting humans, cows… But mainly cows. We like to play with cows. Weapons? Yup, it has some deadly one. We destroyed a few cities with it, never heard about these events? Ahh, right, mass media is in our hands, those blamed the Reds for everything.
It is a good option to spend your pathetic human currency during sales for this game. Why? Because for full price, it feels like the game is a bit too short. But what could I say? This pathetic planet was able to last only this long during the invasion of the Furon Empire!
Visuals: 9/10. Disintegrating pathetic humans inside their pathetic human cities is always good. Yeah, in a cartoony way, to be more lovely.
Atmosphere: 10/10. All Hail the Furon Empire.
Amount of crash?: Had only one, at Roswell. Oh, you meant about this game? None.
Bugs: The Furon Empire don’t approve any bugs in their hypnotyware!
How to perfect?: You can keep playing once finished story, replay missions available too, so nothing is missable permanently. It is advised tho, to finish at least the side tasks during your story walkthrough.
Perfection Difficulty: 6/10, Last 2 bosses could be hard for some, but doable in some tries, just like the challenges. All was much easier for the real Crypto.
100% time: ~12-16h
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The Furon Empire took over the Earth!
Yes, this game is a documentary. What is the best way to hide our presence? Make it public via games and movies! If anyone comes up with any conspiracy theory then the leaders and mass-media (yes, all of them controlled by us already, by the mighty Furon Empire) could just say that these humans just played too many games or watched too many movies! Yes, haha, yes, that’s how it works.
Eat my laser
The army tried to resist us. Ahh, it is actually a funny story. There was a general, was, yes, I disintegrated him, so the general… Oh wait, I already spoiled the story. Hmm, so there was the Majestic too. You know, some weirdos in black suits. They always called me a little green martian. I am not green, nor a martian, so guess what happened to them?
UFO sighted!
Wut you say? Sure, the mighty Furon Empire has flying saucers. You know, those kinds of flying objects, which we use for abducting humans, cows… But mainly cows. We like to play with cows. Weapons? Yup, it has some deadly one. We destroyed a few cities with it, never heard about these events? Ahh, right, mass media is in our hands, those blamed the Reds for everything.
Conclusion
It is a good option to spend your pathetic human currency during sales for this game. Why? Because for full price, it feels like the game is a bit too short. But what could I say? This pathetic planet was able to last only this long during the invasion of the Furon Empire!
Visuals: 9/10. Disintegrating pathetic humans inside their pathetic human cities is always good. Yeah, in a cartoony way, to be more lovely.
Atmosphere: 10/10. All Hail the Furon Empire.
Amount of crash?: Had only one, at Roswell. Oh, you meant about this game? None.
Bugs: The Furon Empire don’t approve any bugs in their hypnotyware!
Hey, I am an achievement hunter!
How to perfect?: You can keep playing once finished story, replay missions available too, so nothing is missable permanently. It is advised tho, to finish at least the side tasks during your story walkthrough.
Perfection Difficulty: 6/10, Last 2 bosses could be hard for some, but doable in some tries, just like the challenges. All was much easier for the real Crypto.
100% time: ~12-16h
If you like to earn achievements, but in enjoyable, fun and entertaining games, then please follow my Average Achievement Hunter curator or just check out our curated games if you looking for some gaming tips:-) Thanks
Review posted on 06/05/2022, 11:15:00.