Judgement: Not Recommended

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  • Morlan's shorts:
This started out as a fun, easy going arcade-ish beat'em-up.. Bright colours, shiny graphics, upbeat music, "cavemen" setting.. So what's wrong? The graphics and animation feel a bit flat, soulless and too cartoony for their own good and so does the gameplay. Getting some flash..flashes here. Also there's a (fairly early) end-level boss which I'm sure has some colour-effect you have to take advantage of, but I can't tell the colours well so it's almost impossible to beat because you have 3 lives! And that's my other issue as this is supposedly a casual game! If you lose your 3 lives (renewed on save spots, around 3 spots each level) you have to replay the level which I find a total waste of time if you only need to reach the boss.
Maybe it's more fun on co-op or PvP that it advertises but I found the whole setting kind of flat/too generic and the price is too high for such a (non)casual feeling. For an arcade-ish (not casual) experience, maybe at the 2 coin mark it's alright.

EDIT: Also, after a game crash I lost all progress. Crap like this makes you hate even games you loved, so in this occasion.. Don't buy. If you have to, only under 1coin! Yep, turned sour.

Don't waste more time reading lengthy reviews.. time is of the essence!

Review posted on 10/07/2020, 18:29:00.