Judgement: Not Recommended

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Probably the worst game I've played in a while. Most of the "puzzles" are very stupid. Ah, sorry, I made you laugh so hard for using the word "stupid"? Because apparently someone finds so funny that a grumpy teddy bear calls you stupid at least once per minute. WOW. Such comical! Nothing is funny here, it doesn't make any sense, and this could be a nice thing for me (I love nonsense) but it's not a storyline with absurd things, 'cause it seems to go for a straight story and then it happens a nonsense thing, and again, and again... Soundtrack? Pretty bad, maybe it's because I'm currently playing Epistory and I usually listen to Kan Gao (from Freebird games) songs, but I think it's nothing special. Graphics... Well, to be honest, I have a laptop right now, but it's a good one for not-too-demanding games. For comparison: Rainbow Six: Siege on medium 45 fps average, Ghost Recon Wildlands on low 25 avg, Kholat (uses Unreal Engine 4 like this) on medium 24 avg, this one on epic 8 avg and on low 21 avg. But please take a look at Kholat, it's so much bigger and beautiful, Maize even on epic seems ugly. More than 2 minutes to load a save inside the main building. It's so uninteresting and boring that I muted the game to listen to some actually good music, trying to rush to the end. Then, I reached the crane puzzle and, after a few seconds, I said "fu*k it, I'll watch the end on Youtube". Luckily I won this on Steamgifts, 'cause I would have asked for a refund in a matter of minutes.
Vote: 0/10
Don't buy it, it's a waste of time and money, go play something else.

Review posted on 18/04/2018, 05:55:00.