Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon. | 85.92% | 03/12/2017, 12:28:00 |
 | Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. | 84.9% | 03/12/2017, 11:46:31 |
 | Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks. | 83.83% | 13/12/2017, 22:35:00 |
 | New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK. | 81.81% | 22/12/2017, 20:50:58 |
 | First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park. | 78.33% | 22/12/2017, 21:25:15 |
 | Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks. | 78.15% | 13/12/2017, 22:13:19 |
 | Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability. | 75.56% | 24/12/2017, 23:25:23 |
 | Nonconformist | 69.25% | |
 | Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out. | 60.63% | 27/11/2017, 20:39:55 |
 | Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. | 56.87% | |
 | Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon. | 56.49% | 22/12/2017, 22:25:07 |
 | Stick Savior | 56.36% | |
 | More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park. | 55.66% | |
 | Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle. | 54.38% | 22/12/2017, 20:44:24 |
 | Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy. | 53.85% | 13/12/2017, 21:58:29 |
 | Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items. | 53.3% | 13/12/2017, 22:27:24 |
 | Daddy Issues You befriended your father. | 49.14% | |
 | Elven Hero | 41.97% | |
 | Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets. | 41.24% | |
 | Acceptance | 41% | 01/12/2017, 17:59:05 |
 | KKK Hero | 36.07% | |
 | Make it Rain! You've spent $500. | 35.7% | |
 | Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park. | 35.07% | |
 | Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times. | 27.56% | 27/11/2017, 20:39:55 |
 | Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes. | 26.71% | |
 | Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew. | 18.64% | 03/12/2017, 12:35:54 |
 | Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle. | 16.66% | 22/12/2017, 20:47:56 |
 | Too Far | 13.89% | |
 | Outpatient | 13.4% | |
 | Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. | 13.2% | 13/12/2017, 22:13:30 |
 | Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking. | 13.15% | |
 | Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game. | 11.72% | |
 | Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass. | 10.72% | |
 | Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times. | 10.25% | 03/12/2017, 12:58:40 |
 | Inside Joke | 9.01% | |
 | You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game. | 8.19% | |
 | Perverted | 7.8% | |
 | For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items. | 7.65% | |
 | Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants. | 7.65% | |
 | Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap. | 6.21% | 03/12/2017, 13:30:19 |
 | Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon. | 6.13% | |
 | Face Hoff | 4.58% | |
 | Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form. | 3.39% | |
 | No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out. | 3.2% | |
 | Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures. | 2.6% | |
 | Two Girls, One Stick | 2.48% | |
 | More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend. | 2.2% | |
 | Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes. | 2.11% | |
 | Full Arsenal You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game. | 1.96% | |
 | Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart. | 1.94% |