You committed tax evasion!

You grew your own Soil Sword!

You ripped up a wanted poster.

You obtained a chunk of gold that makes you feel good.

You tore up a love letter.

You shredded slayQueen32's autograph.

You obtained your first hat.

You brutally murdered Jerry and ripped up his rent.

You tore up someone's 1099.

You ripped up a receipt in the trash.

You ripped a lame book in half.

You destroyed a receipt for seeds.

You ripped up Matt's MIA notice.

You tore up Matt's draft letter.

You destroyed a vandalized wanted poster.

You broke some computer software.

You destroyed a waifu.

You destroyed FlipFlop's last chance.

You ripped up a letter to the dead.

You got a dirty shovel.

You tore up a nuclear hazard information sheet.

You ripped up an old newspaper.

You read and ripped up part of a diary.

You committed tax evasion.

You destroyed the book that taught everyone how to speak.

You ripped up your own deed.

You ripped up a letter from your dad.

You destroyed someone else's deed.

You destroyed words written by a tyrant.

You destroyed every single tax document.

You prevented universal taxation.

Get nuked kiddo.

You found all the hats.

You grew all the heart fruits!

Defeat the conductor.

Faint on the Limitless Line.

Defeat ???