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YesMicro sleuth

Collected all of the newspaper articles

94.04%21/09/2026, 03:05:22
YesOne more case

Finished day one

89.49%24/09/2026, 08:31:13
YesTinkerer

Apparently not a complete dimwit

85.82%24/09/2026, 08:55:00
YesChakra initiate

Got your chakras out of dogshit territory

85.16%25/09/2026, 14:09:34
YesChasing leads

Finished day two

82.94%25/09/2026, 14:58:13
NoRough Royals

One last hurrah for a defunct smoke brand

81.38% 
NoA+

Played a perky paraplegic

80.94% 
NoThey call me the laminator

Bamboozled your way into a poetry club

80.72% 
NoPopular poet

One haiku to rule them all

80.38% 
NoPoetry queen

Finished day three

80.16% 
NoHigher stakes

Finished day four

79.16% 
NoPage-restricted

Cracked Lucas' secret pager code

77.94% 
No1337

Hacked the hacker

76.83% 
NoRevelations

Finished day five

76.5% 
YesNot gonna be that easy

Tried to wrap up the case before it began

76.28%21/09/2026, 03:09:04
NoVictim number six

Discovered the horrible fate of Tabitha Caldwell

76.16% 
YesCabin fever redux

Got caught snooping around

76.05%25/09/2026, 14:40:33
YesEnjoying the scenery redux

Lost track of time on the road...again

75.61%25/09/2026, 14:03:52
NoFlew the coop

Prevailed in the gunfight with Cooper

75.28% 
NoSanctum showdown

Finished day six

75.17% 
NoThe real daughter

Convinced Mom you are the real one

75.17% 
NoMaster of Belief

Proved your knowledge

74.61% 
NoMaster of Lament

Pacified an upside-down assailant

74.5% 
NoGun of Revenge

Collected a sacred weapon

74.17% 
NoMaster of Reason

Survived an inferno

74.17% 
NoA fate serene

Finished the game

74.06% 
YesSerial stroker

Couldn't keep your hands off your favorite fluffball

61.51%21/09/2026, 03:10:12
NoWoof woof

Was this about man's best friend all along?

51.85% 
NoPattern recognition

Found an early draft of Corey's magnum opus

47.19% 
NoTom out

Failed to protect an ally

45.3% 
NoThe view is always greener...

Realized that everybody's view is better than yours

42.86% 
YesDisco lights

Abused your pedestrian privileges

38.75%24/09/2026, 08:21:25
NoHumanist poet

Dedicated a poem to human connection

34.2% 
YesPost-zap clarity

Found inner calm after a violent episode

31.64%25/09/2026, 14:00:54
NoMirror matcher

Reunited a lone shard with an intact counterpart

27.2% 
NoSurvivor poet

Dedicated a poem to struggle and self-destruction

26.09% 
NoQuid pro quo

Was (almost) true to your word

25.98% 
YesPicture purr-fect

Resisted the urge to immortalize Mildred

25.76%21/09/2026, 02:48:05
NoMaverick poet

Dedicated a poem to non-conformity and freedom

22.76% 
YesChakra show-off

Showed a Buddhist what's what

22.21%25/09/2026, 14:21:06
NoLibrary buddies

Made a friend at the library

21.76% 
YesOld habits

Tried to get back into that filthy habit

21.1%25/09/2026, 14:51:48
YesDouble zap redux

Wanted that lunatic extra crispy

20.1%25/09/2026, 14:00:27
NoScissor sister

Attempted to exercise Kathy's brown thumb

15.77% 
NoCut lover

Nearly committed suicide by cat

15.54% 
YesBlasphemous

Not Eileen's favorite person right now

15.21%24/09/2026, 08:14:32
NoAnti-pharma

Didn't trust the pills

15.1% 
NoTaunt queen

Roasted a ranger

14.54% 
YesEileen's favorite book

Looked for divine inspiration

14.43%21/09/2026, 03:06:04
NoCaliber confusion

Got the rounds mixed up

13.66% 
YesBurning fandom

Used the scorched earth strategy on the quiz

13.32%25/09/2026, 14:19:40
YesZen-tastic

Joined Meadow in quiet contemplation

13.1%25/09/2026, 14:13:30
NoAnti-PC crowd

Tried to destroy a poor innocent PC

12.55% 
NoButton masher

Annoyed Oscar with a button

12.21% 
YesGrand Theft Moto

Forgot you own your own bike

11.77%24/09/2026, 08:47:34
NoTreasure hunter

Had an urge to hunt for hidden treasure

11.55% 
NoDumpster fire

Tried to enjoy some hot flaming garbage

11.1% 
YesMolotov cocktail

Tried to take your pyromania to the next level

10.55%25/09/2026, 14:51:26
NoFridge magnet

Wanted to adopt a magnet

9.99% 
NoTea sommelier

Attempted to spruce up Art's brew

9.66% 
YesF-

Weren't the most convincing fan

9.33%25/09/2026, 14:19:12
YesGrand Theft Auto

Came close to committing a class D felony

9.22%24/09/2026, 08:48:07
NoPacifist

Tried to go all Gandhi on us

9.22% 
NoBullseye

Attempted an unconventional target practice

9.22% 
NoFrankenstein

Failed at emergency resuscitation

8.77% 

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