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Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | The Envoys Arrive Completed Level 2 | 92.89% | 02/08/2026, 11:00:36 |
| Oh my god, you killed Lil! You... You encountered the first of many landmines in Lil' Guardsman. Good job! | 86.01% | 31/07/2026, 20:15:49 |
| Let's Play GoblinBall Completed Level 3 | 81.64% | 02/08/2026, 11:47:45 |
| The Princess Is Missing Completed Level 4 | 70.79% | 02/08/2026, 12:40:30 |
| The Night Shift Completed Level 5 | 61.53% | 02/08/2026, 14:00:05 |
| Alliance Chosen: Marvagh You helped convince the princess to choose Kargan and ally with Marvagh | 56.24% | 02/08/2026, 13:53:54 |
| Lil - Wedding Planner Completed Level 6 | 55.31% | 02/08/2026, 14:44:57 |
| Wedding, Interrupted Completed Level 7 | 51.08% | 02/08/2026, 15:22:46 |
| Mage Champion! Chose the mage Articulus Flamehands to rescue the princess | 49.36% | 02/08/2026, 12:25:55 |
| Wartime Lil Completed Level 8 | 46.71% | 02/08/2026, 16:11:52 |
| A Spy Among Goblins Completed Level 9 | 42.74% | 02/08/2026, 17:07:37 |
| Risk It For The Biscuit You encouraged Beverley to embark upon a perilous quest! | 41.81% | 02/08/2026, 12:34:32 |
 | No Fatality Gameshow You are either very smart or very lucky: all of the contestants survived! | 40.76% | |
| The Night Shift Pt. 2 Completed Level 10 | 39.43% | |
| The Final Countdown Completed Level 11 | 38.11% | |
| 4-Star: Level 8 You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 8! | 37.71% | 02/08/2026, 15:48:54 |
| Battle Won - By Land Your draft choices led to victory in the land battle! | 34.8% | 02/08/2026, 16:12:51 |
| Ghost Finder You were visited by the ghost King Oswin! And heard some Shakespeare! | 33.21% | |
| You Saved Gary! Your actions prevented Gary from turning to the dark side | 31.76% | |
| Battle Won - By Air Your draft choices led to victory in the aerial battle! | 30.3% | |
| 4-Star: Level 9 You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 9! | 27.52% | 02/08/2026, 16:50:31 |
| 4-Star: Level 6 You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 6! | 26.6% | |
| Dream Marvagh Wedding Manifested a magnificent Marvagh matrimony! | 26.2% | 02/08/2026, 14:32:35 |
| Got the best ending! Your choices have led to the best ending, with the Sprawl repelling the invading army! | 24.61% | |
| Villain Speech: Smaggle Slaves! Your choices led to hearing Tyronius' speech involving smaggle slaves | 22.36% | |
| 4-Star: Level 10 You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 10! | 21.57% | |
| 4-Star: Level 11 You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 11! | 19.72% | |
| 4-Star: Level 3 You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 3! | 19.05% | |
| 4-Star: Level 2 You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 2! | 18.92% | |
| Bad Guy Gary Your actions led to Gary turning to the dark side | 18.66% | |
| 4-Star: Level 4 You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 4! | 17.86% | |
| Wedding Uninterrupted Witness the entire wedding ceremony without objecting | 17.73% | |
| Warrior Champion! Chose the warrior Neil Warkiller to rescue the princess | 17.73% | |
| Battle Won - By Sea Your draft choices led to victory in the naval battle! | 17.6% | |
| Rogue Champion! Chose the thief Perry Shoutson to rescue the princess | 17.6% | |
| 4-Star: Level 5 You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 5! | 17.6% | |
| Got the second best ending! Your choices have led to the second best ending, with the Sprawl failing to repel the invading army | 14.82% | |
| Triple Barf! You heard Lil say triple barf to a visiting head of state! | 14.56% | |
| Sprawl Undefeated! Your draft choices led to victory in every battle! | 13.89% | |
| Villain Speech: Petrardians Purloin Power Crystals! Your choices led to hearing Tyronius' speech involving Petrardian forces taking the digsite | 13.63% | |
| Master Timetraveller! You defeated Tyronius before he could use the chronometer once! (Is this your second playthrough?) | 10.72% | |
| Alliance Chosen: Petrard You helped convince the princess to choose Finius and ally with Petrard | 10.45% | |
| Troll Killer You vaporized goblinball legend Saruna Goodfoot! | 10.06% | |
| The Curse Of The Duck Your incessant calls to Malcolm led to a terrible curse taking hold. Quack! | 9.66% | |
| Birthday Girl! You found the birthday girl and gave her a present! Whoo! | 8.6% | |
| Dream Petrardian Wedding Planned a perfect Petrardian party! | 6.62% | |
| Villian Speech: Economics: 101! Your choices led to hearing Tyronius' speech about economics. What!? | 4.23% | |
| Villain Speech: Blood on your hands! Your choices led to hearing Tyronius' speech blaming you for all the terrible things that happened! | 2.91% |