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NoFace Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

82.46% 
NoSpongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

66.72% 
NoData mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

64.22% 
NoEssence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

62.09% 
NoBut She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

60.97% 
NoBreaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities

60.1% 
NoBloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

57.35% 
NoExume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

53.1% 
NoHeroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

50.73% 
NoHasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

50.1% 
NoSaliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

48.98% 
NoInsurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

47.85% 
NoDon't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

46.73% 
NoClean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

46.73% 
NoA Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

44.48% 
NoJacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

44.1% 
NoDJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

39.98% 
NoLong Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

39.86% 
NoPolyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

30.49% 
NoConversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

30.24% 
NoAround The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

29.49% 
NoVerbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

19.62% 
NoSerious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

17.99% 
NoAbove And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

17.87% 

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Achievements last synchronized on 09/02/2026, 05:03.