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YesPoop goes ploop!

Ploop!

99.4%04/11/2025, 22:29:49
YesRed Herring

It worked!

93.25%04/11/2025, 22:36:37
YesPeealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!

89.22%04/11/2025, 22:37:34
YesBeat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?

79.99%04/11/2025, 22:47:01
YesThe day is saved!

Yay!

78.69%04/11/2025, 22:49:36
YesIt's good to be short!

But not always!

63.78%04/11/2025, 22:41:47
YesCGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!

46.27%04/11/2025, 23:26:17
YesDo you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.

45.56%04/11/2025, 23:15:13
YesDead end!

Haha!

43.9%04/11/2025, 23:22:55
YesLearn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)

42.95%04/11/2025, 23:27:53
YesNuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?

42.6%04/11/2025, 23:30:56
YesYou scared it!

You monster!

42.13%15/11/2025, 22:11:13
YesThe birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)

41.42%15/11/2025, 22:22:28
YesMcPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!

41.18%04/11/2025, 23:35:34
YesAll gags you can eat!

You found them!

41.06%04/11/2025, 23:18:02
YesYou can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?

39.76%04/11/2025, 23:57:19
YesHello World!

I drew this!

38.1%04/11/2025, 23:48:04
YesI command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!

36.8%15/11/2025, 22:25:31
NoIce Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!

35.97% 
YesFood thief!

The food belongs to the colony!

35.5%15/11/2025, 22:12:52
NoMade it all the way!

And what for?

34.44% 
YesI peed your pants.

WHAT?

33.25%04/11/2025, 23:41:44
NoSlay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!

31.71% 
YesForbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?

31.48%15/11/2025, 22:16:43
NoManual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!

30.65% 
YesLet some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!

30.53%15/11/2025, 22:47:41
YesWhat what?

Where did it go?

30.41%15/11/2025, 22:15:26
NoI can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!

30.29% 
YesNow that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!

30.06%15/11/2025, 22:45:10
YesThe funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!

28.87%15/11/2025, 23:05:11
YesI love computers

So good

27.22%15/11/2025, 22:48:02
YesWell done!

Congratulations!

26.74%15/11/2025, 22:47:03
YesMy car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!

26.03%15/11/2025, 23:13:30
YesMy people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!

24.97%15/11/2025, 23:01:15
YesWhat I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!

24.97%15/11/2025, 23:41:59
YesWrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.

24.73%15/11/2025, 23:23:51
YesThanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!

24.26%15/11/2025, 22:53:56
YesShoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!

24.02%15/11/2025, 22:57:57
YesIt's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!

23.31%15/11/2025, 23:44:38
NoI understand!

It's the language of my people!

22.6% 
YesIs there candy inside?

One way to find out!

22.6%15/11/2025, 23:06:14
NoGiving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!

22.48% 
NoIt's pants time!

Wow!

22.36% 
NoBRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!

21.54% 
YesRight in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!

21.42%19/11/2025, 16:56:09
YesYou won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.

20.95%15/11/2025, 23:34:22
NoYes

This is the correct thing to do.

20.83% 
YesKeep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?

20.24%19/11/2025, 16:58:24
NoBack my fish up!

Pow!

19.88% 
YesYou have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!

19.76%15/11/2025, 23:48:50
NoPlease don't come again!

Ouch!

19.41% 
YesYou're a snack!

...for workgroups!

19.17%19/11/2025, 16:57:09
YesImma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over

19.17%21/11/2025, 10:37:21
YesBURP

CLOSED

19.17%21/11/2025, 10:41:43
YesClear the path!

And get on it!

19.05%19/11/2025, 17:31:55
YesClosing the gap!

Baby steps!

18.58%19/11/2025, 17:04:33
YesTouchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!

18.34%19/11/2025, 17:10:14
NoNot THAT game!

What's the word?

18.22% 
YesAwww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!

18.11%21/11/2025, 10:48:48
YesThe bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!

17.75%19/11/2025, 17:11:39
YesWay to go!

Feels like the end of the world

17.63%21/11/2025, 10:38:57
YesWhat's your goal there?

Eh?

17.28%19/11/2025, 17:29:50
YesEverybody clap!

That's a good landing!

16.8%19/11/2025, 17:31:02
NoBarbeque in my pants!

It's hot!

16.69% 
NoThis is my missile!

It has been marked!

15.62% 
NoTake care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!

15.5% 
NoThis is fishy!

Need to investigate!

14.91% 
NoWhy did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?

14.91% 
NoThe defendant is ready!

Objection!

14.79% 
NoOk, bye!

Weeeeeee!

14.67% 
NoMom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!

14.56% 
NoAre we there yet?

No.

14.2% 
NoAchievement Number 1

Congratulations!

13.96% 
NoDate poacher!

At least it worked!

13.96% 
NoStop beating my game!

Heeey!

13.84% 
NoExpress elevator!

Bye!

13.73% 
NoTake this on your way down!

Down low!

13.61% 
NoYou got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy

13.61% 
NoDo the worm!

Yes!

13.37% 
NoUno, dos, tres

Quattro!

13.25% 
NoPee my ride!

Full of gold!

12.9% 
NoThat was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.

12.78% 
NoCan I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.

12.78% 
NoDJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?

12.42% 
NoThrow it all away!

Way to go!

11.95% 
NoBabies are evil!

But aren't we all?

11.71% 
YesYou can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?

11.36%21/11/2025, 10:29:55
NoBetter call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!

11.24% 
YesAnd this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!

10.18%15/11/2025, 23:35:35
NoThere is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!

10.18% 
NoWhy did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!

10.06% 
NoThat's all of them!

Poor dudes!

8.64% 
NoDiligent

It's actually quicker this way too.

7.81% 



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