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Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Poop goes ploop! Ploop! | 99.4% | |
| Red Herring It worked! | 93.25% | |
| Peealot Peeing upside down since 2012! | 89.22% | |
| Beat dude with another dude! Where's my dude, dude? | 79.99% | |
| The day is saved! Yay! | 78.69% | |
| It's good to be short! But not always! | 63.78% | |
| CGAWAVE It's the new best thing! | 46.27% | |
| Do you have a spare asteroid? I might be addicted. | 45.56% | |
| Dead end! Haha! | 43.9% | |
| Learn to love! That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!) | 42.95% | |
| Nuclear dumpster diving! What can we find here? | 42.6% | |
| You scared it! You monster! | 42.13% | |
| The birth of a salary man Born to work (aren't we all?) | 41.42% | |
| McPixel is mom now! Free range mom, too! | 41.18% | |
| All gags you can eat! You found them! | 41.06% | |
| You can't hitch a bus! Or can you? | 39.76% | |
| Hello World! I drew this! | 38.1% | |
| I command this caterpillar! Go and search for fake money! | 36.8% | |
| Ice Swimming! It's the new cool thing! | 35.97% | |
| Food thief! The food belongs to the colony! | 35.5% | |
| Made it all the way! And what for? | 34.44% | |
| I peed your pants. WHAT? | 33.25% | |
| Slay the lamb! It will bring upon destruction! | 31.71% | |
| Forbidden love! Ahh, will they ever be together? | 31.48% | |
| Manual trasmission chopper! They don't make them like they used to! | 30.65% | |
| Let some fresh air in! Like that one roommate who always opens the window! | 30.53% | |
| What what? Where did it go? | 30.41% | |
| I can't believe you've done that! He was sleeping! | 30.29% | |
| Now that's a danger noodle With a case of nuclear munchies! | 30.06% | |
| The funniest joke in the world It even tells you when to laugh! | 28.87% | |
| I love computers So good | 27.22% | |
| Well done! Congratulations! | 26.74% | |
| My car is so pushy Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around! | 26.03% | |
| My people need me! And worst of all, I'm late for work! | 24.97% | |
| What I always wanted to be when I grow up! No human, no worries! | 24.97% | |
| Wrong wire! Sorry, you messed up. | 24.73% | |
| Thanks for waiting! You shouldn't have! | 24.26% | |
| Shoot'em up! Wait, that's not what it's called! | 24.02% | |
| It's my car! Gotta make sure it smells like it! | 23.31% | |
| I understand! It's the language of my people! | 22.6% | |
| Is there candy inside? One way to find out! | 22.6% | |
| Giving up is a virtue! And worth it sometimes too! | 22.48% | |
| It's pants time! Wow! | 22.36% | |
| BRB, gotta catch the train! It's a bullet-time-train! | 21.54% | |
| Right in the jimmy! It was in self defense! | 21.42% | |
| You won't make it back in time. Not a chance. | 20.95% | |
| Yes This is the correct thing to do. | 20.83% | |
| Keep your feet on the ground! Or are you burnt out already? | 20.24% | |
| Back my fish up! Pow! | 19.88% | |
| You have a right to remain silent! It's only fair! | 19.76% | |
| Please don't come again! Ouch! | 19.41% | |
| You're a snack! ...for workgroups! | 19.17% | |
| Imma just hide in the corner Wait for this to blow over | 19.17% | |
| BURP CLOSED | 19.17% | |
| Clear the path! And get on it! | 19.05% | |
| Closing the gap! Baby steps! | 18.58% | |
| Touchdown! Wait, wrong sports! | 18.34% | |
| Not THAT game! What's the word? | 18.22% | |
| Awww, you didn't have to! Must've been love! | 18.11% | |
| The bar for this dive was high! It was a high dive bar to overcome! | 17.75% | |
| Way to go! Feels like the end of the world | 17.63% | |
| What's your goal there? Eh? | 17.28% | |
| Everybody clap! That's a good landing! | 16.8% | |
| Barbeque in my pants! It's hot! | 16.69% | |
| This is my missile! It has been marked! | 15.62% | |
| Take care of your eyeballs! Unless you have eyeballs of steel! | 15.5% | |
| This is fishy! Need to investigate! | 14.91% | |
| Why did you pick this up? You know what this is, right? | 14.91% | |
| The defendant is ready! Objection! | 14.79% | |
| Ok, bye! Weeeeeee! | 14.67% | |
| Mom, I'm not a fish anymore! It was just a phase! | 14.56% | |
 | Are we there yet? No. | 14.2% | |
| Achievement Number 1 Congratulations! | 13.96% | |
| Date poacher! At least it worked! | 13.96% | |
| Stop beating my game! Heeey! | 13.84% | |
| Express elevator! Bye! | 13.73% | |
| Take this on your way down! Down low! | 13.61% | |
| You got hit by a smooth golden bar! You are now worthy | 13.61% | |
| Do the worm! Yes! | 13.37% | |
| Uno, dos, tres Quattro! | 13.25% | |
| Pee my ride! Full of gold! | 12.9% | |
| That was unnecessary. At least you got an achievement, tho. | 12.78% | |
| Can I get an 'amen'? No? Ok. | 12.78% | |
| DJs don't stage dive, you maniac! Why would you do that? | 12.42% | |
| Throw it all away! Way to go! | 11.95% | |
| Babies are evil! But aren't we all? | 11.71% | |
| You can p** the dog Can I get a retweet for this? | 11.36% | |
| Better call Sos! He knows all the solutions! | 11.24% | |
| And this is how I met him... Pants down best looking guy in town! | 10.18% | |
| There is nothing else! You have found all gags in the world! | 10.18% | |
| Why did you break it? Someone's gonna need it! | 10.06% | |
| That's all of them! Poor dudes! | 8.64% | |
| Diligent It's actually quicker this way too. | 7.81% |