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YesColonizer

Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?

99.52%22/07/2025, 19:08:48
YesHe Slimed Me

Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.

94.71%22/07/2025, 19:11:31
YesPhone Home

Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!

86.77%22/07/2025, 19:30:13
YesI Feel The Same. I Think?

Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!

79.87%25/07/2025, 13:25:18
YesAaaaaaand we're back

You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!

76.31%22/07/2025, 19:30:02
YesFlippin' the bird

Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.

67.53%22/07/2025, 19:11:55
YesReturn To Sender

Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!

67.01%22/07/2025, 20:35:49
YesI Want To Go Home. Eventually.

Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!

59.38%31/07/2025, 20:32:27
YesCragclaw Defeated

Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!

58.33%03/08/2025, 20:39:16
NoWhat Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?

Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...

43.91% 
NoFloopsnoot Queen Defeated

Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!

42.55% 
NoDon't Cross the Streams

Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.

41.29% 
NoIt's Not In The Game

Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.

38.89% 
NoAmbidextrous

Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.

37.11% 
NoLittle Shop of Horrors

Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!

34.81% 
NoA Little Help, Please

Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.

34.39% 
NoOpen Sesame

Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...

31.15% 
NoFor Science!

Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!

31.15% 
NoTeratomo? Teratomo!

Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!

29.58% 
NoTeratomo Defeated

Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.

29.58% 
NoBuild It Up

Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

25.4% 
NoAu-revoir Gopher!

Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

24.46% 
NoDeleted But Not Forgotten

Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.

19.76% 
YesIt's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.

Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...

18.61%25/07/2025, 15:31:33
NoWe came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass

Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.

16.94% 
NoYour Friendly Neighbourhood...

Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.

16.41% 
NoHome At Last

You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!

14.53% 
NoPinball Wizard

Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!

11.92% 
YesStop Crapping On Me, Jessie

Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.

10.98%04/08/2025, 11:35:17
NoStronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous

Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.

9.41% 
NoThe $600 Man

3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!

9.3% 
NoKronus: Unplugged

Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1

8.68% 
NoCannibals

Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.

8.15% 
NoThe Answer is 42

Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.

7.74% 
NoWho Is Teratomo?

Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.

7.74% 
NoPower Underwhelming

Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1

7.63% 
NoPart of a Complete Breakfast

Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...

7.32% 
NoZoologist

Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!

6.79% 
NoThat's all people really want to do...

Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.

6.59% 
NoBotanist

Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!

6.27% 
NoCoastal Postal

Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1

5.02% 
NoTurdball Wizard

Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!

4.81% 
NoJewel of the Bargain Bin

Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex

3.66% 
NoScrew This Noise

You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.

3.03% 
NoScott Norwood in the Hizzy...

Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.

2.4% 
NoShocking

Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.

2.3% 
NoNo Refunds

Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!

2.2% 
NoWalking On Air

Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground

1.78% 
NoI Come in Peace

Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".

1.15% 
NoOld Game Master

Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.

1.05% 
NoOld Game Alliance

Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.

0.94% 



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