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Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | IP Justice! Intellectual property justice will not be stopped! | 98.02% | 30/07/2025, 05:24:39 |
 | Ahmbiahnce You gotta have fire. It's for the ambience. | 97.06% | 12/08/2025, 20:45:33 |
 | Rrramon My new best friend! | 93.71% | 30/07/2025, 05:24:39 |
 | Snob Cop Bastion against the forces of getting things done. | 83.78% | 30/07/2025, 23:11:35 |
 | And In...We...Go Enter a crime lord's den. | 79.59% | 01/08/2025, 23:19:38 |
 | Dumpster Diving One cat's trash is another cat's older trash. | 78.51% | 30/07/2025, 23:11:35 |
 | GIANT PEANUT WHY IS IT SO BIG?! | 67.74% | 01/08/2025, 23:25:37 |
 | Customer Service Ring the bell to be ignored. | 66.18% | 10/08/2025, 23:03:23 |
 | Zoink! Obtain a key item via definitely legal means. | 65.59% | 11/08/2025, 11:33:38 |
 | Unboxed Rescue someone from a tricky situation. | 65.23% | 11/08/2025, 11:36:22 |
 | Superstorn It can talk! It can walk! It can't turn into a car! | 62.23% | 11/08/2025, 13:19:06 |
 | Seabirthday Surprise This is gross. Why is this a thing? Make it stop. | 60.2% | 12/08/2025, 00:36:46 |
 | Fat Little Angel Look at his little moustache quiver! And his fat lil' belly going up and down! | 59.24% | 12/08/2025, 20:45:33 |
 | Kitty Tiny Hands The doctor said they're within typical parameters for my age, actually. | 59% | 16/08/2025, 21:28:36 |
 | There's A Monkey In My Pocket And he's stealing all my faith in our calendar system. | 55.77% | 17/08/2025, 19:15:10 |
 | Sharp and Pointy Arm yourself. For some reason. | 55.41% | 18/08/2025, 01:51:16 |
 | It's Muffling Time! Mfff, ffmmff, mmmfff! | 55.05% | 18/08/2025, 01:51:16 |
 | The Sprawl Examine a cat you've been looking for. | 53.74% | 19/08/2025, 01:16:46 |
 | Is That...? Yes, well. Um. | 51.7% | 19/08/2025, 01:39:16 |
 | I'm Going to be Rich! Invent the greatest thing ever. | 50.27% | 19/08/2025, 01:47:01 |
 | Wooga Wooga Wooga! Flim. Flim? Flim! | 49.55% | 20/08/2025, 09:46:24 |
 | Wibbly Wobbly So hypnotic... | 49.55% | 20/08/2025, 09:44:55 |
 | Er... It's supposed to do that, right? Right? | 49.55% | 21/08/2025, 00:55:15 |
 | Promotion Squared Promote the promotion. | 49.31% | 20/08/2025, 09:52:17 |
 | High Fashion Put on a very fetching outfit. | 48.47% | 21/08/2025, 10:01:54 |
 | Alfonso's Touch Let Alfonso help you with your case. | 48.23% | 21/08/2025, 10:12:18 |
 | Do People Drink This? Create a perfectly safe-looking drink. | 48.11% | 21/08/2025, 10:14:12 |
 | Breaking and Entering Take a risk to find the truth. | 47.51% | 22/08/2025, 09:41:21 |
 | Merely Laid Aside Uncover something unexpected about the past. | 47.39% | 22/08/2025, 09:50:30 |
 | Garden Rebel Walked on all the grass. Stomped, even. | 46.92% | 23/08/2025, 01:57:15 |
 | With Fiery Eyes Make a necessary sacrifice. | 46.8% | 23/08/2025, 01:57:15 |
 | Unveiled Just to make it clear, I knew all along. Totally. | 46.8% | 23/08/2025, 10:46:02 |
 | Moon Healing There's no logical reason it should work. | 46.08% | 24/08/2025, 01:59:54 |
 | Wormlicker, Goopsucker Probably not fatal, but hey - who knows! | 46.08% | 24/08/2025, 12:14:48 |
 | Doctor Evil There's no logical reason this should work, either. | 45.96% | 24/08/2025, 02:00:08 |
 | No Survivors None of them were alive beforehand either, though, technically. | 45.96% | 24/08/2025, 02:09:49 |
 | The Ol' Lickeroo Solve a cool problem. | 45.84% | 24/08/2025, 12:16:37 |
 | The Plot Thickens Find out who did it. | 45.84% | 24/08/2025, 12:21:00 |
 | The Plot Solidifies Find out who really did it. | 45.6% | 24/08/2025, 12:28:40 |
 | Squeak Squeaker, squeak squeak. | 45.24% | 25/08/2025, 01:39:10 |
 | Ready for Revenge Prepare for punishment. | 45% | 25/08/2025, 10:14:24 |
 | Evidencezilla Find evidence of an unexpected new player. | 42.49% | 21/08/2025, 13:59:11 |
 | Space-Tabby Rides Again! Revenge of the Space-Tabby? Space-Tabby and the Planet of the Space...Tabbies...? | 11.25% | 20/08/2025, 09:34:05 |