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YesMLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob

99.42%05/04/2025, 13:10:04
YesTastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome

98.29%05/04/2025, 13:10:50
YesAre you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon

97.15%05/04/2025, 13:09:53
YesI like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden

93.03%05/04/2025, 13:24:40
YesAHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire

93.03%05/04/2025, 14:05:21
YesNot so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster

92.41%05/04/2025, 13:28:37
YesThat's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!

87.35%05/04/2025, 13:17:03
YesUp and down

Jump 20 times

87.15%05/04/2025, 14:08:43
YesBlurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof

85.7%05/04/2025, 13:34:28
YesNerd

Read a book from a bookshelf

84.57%05/04/2025, 13:10:50
YesRolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times

77.35%05/04/2025, 14:06:37
YesFire-fighter!

Put out the fire

71.37%05/04/2025, 14:05:53
YesMake Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe

69.72%05/04/2025, 14:13:07
YesYou're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier

66.62%05/04/2025, 14:11:20
YesOh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!

64.56%05/04/2025, 13:41:51
YesMeat grinder

Get eaten by a shark

63.74%05/04/2025, 14:17:56
YesThats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse

61.98%05/04/2025, 14:12:16
YesCockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator

61.16%05/04/2025, 14:00:08
YesMushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob

57.96%05/04/2025, 14:19:43
YesSpare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior

56.1%05/04/2025, 15:41:24
YesMy pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times

55.79%05/04/2025, 17:15:36
YesButcher

Kill 100 enemies

55.28%05/04/2025, 15:46:16
YesHonk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers

53.22%05/04/2025, 14:23:39
YesSurprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande

53.22%05/04/2025, 13:59:27
YesSelf assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy

50.95%06/04/2025, 08:51:48
YesYou can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight

44.24%06/04/2025, 07:48:58
YesYou are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob

43.73%06/04/2025, 07:47:04
YesMake America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese

43.32%05/04/2025, 14:24:08
YesHaemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars

41.46%05/04/2025, 13:21:53
YesCatch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel

40.63%05/04/2025, 14:05:22
YesMeetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat

39.5%06/04/2025, 09:29:40
YesKaraoke king

Make the Bard play another song

37.54%05/04/2025, 13:51:37
YesPasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!

36.82%06/04/2025, 07:27:46
YesI'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times

35.99%05/04/2025, 16:51:15
YesRipe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken

33.21%05/04/2025, 16:41:59
YesAnother one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars

33%05/04/2025, 15:48:40
YesSlimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm

30.94%06/04/2025, 08:51:17
YesHovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™

30.63%05/04/2025, 16:58:40
NoYou're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi

26.61% 
YesKleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs

25.99%06/04/2025, 07:59:51
NoI cant stand still!

Jump 500 times

25.78% 
YesJust wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.

24.65%05/04/2025, 14:29:32
NoYour daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes

23.51% 
YesA Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog

23.41%05/04/2025, 13:49:14
NoDeal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses

19.29% 
NoMaster Butcher

Kill 500 enemies

19.18% 
NoCo-Whoop

Play together with at least one of your friends

18.98% 
NoYeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

16.91% 
NoYou're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese

15.47% 
YesAncient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%

14.44%06/04/2025, 09:34:08
NoFree Of Chains

Release all the chains

14.03% 
NoTimber!

Kill the Ent

13.92% 
NoGrumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal

13.2% 
YesI drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total

11.45%05/04/2025, 13:49:14
YesOut of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

9.69%05/04/2025, 17:06:09
NoMy name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies

8.66% 
YesScrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs

8.46%05/04/2025, 16:51:15
NoAncient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%

8.35% 
NoI want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times

8.25% 
YesSpoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.

8.15%06/04/2025, 08:44:00
YesAncient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%

8.04%06/04/2025, 08:42:54
NoAncient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%

6.7% 
YesOkay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time

6.5%05/04/2025, 13:49:14
NoAncient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%

6.29% 
NoAncient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%

5.98% 
YesEuropean karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

5.98%05/04/2025, 13:51:54
NoAncient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%

4.95% 
NoAncient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%

4.74% 
NoAncient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%

4.54% 
NoFifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!

4.54% 
NoAncient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%

4.13% 
NoAncient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%

4.13% 
YesBloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands

3.4%06/04/2025, 07:49:34
NoAncient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%

3.3% 
NoAncient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%

3.2% 
NoAncient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%

2.78% 
NoI've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up

2.37% 
NoCatch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up

2.37% 
YesNo...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!

Get the Jetpack 2000 by cheating

2.37%05/04/2025, 16:34:57
NoConsider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses

2.27% 
NoI'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes

2.17% 
NoI'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up

2.06% 
NoBetter safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up

1.96% 

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