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YesMLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob

99.42%18/04/2025, 17:09:56
YesTastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome

98.29%18/04/2025, 17:09:36
YesAre you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon

97.15%18/04/2025, 17:09:36
YesI like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden

93.03%18/04/2025, 17:25:24
YesAHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire

93.03%18/04/2025, 17:22:33
YesNot so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster

92.41%18/04/2025, 17:28:58
YesThat's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!

87.35%18/04/2025, 17:18:27
YesUp and down

Jump 20 times

87.15%18/04/2025, 17:31:30
YesBlurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof

85.7%18/04/2025, 17:34:19
YesNerd

Read a book from a bookshelf

84.57%18/04/2025, 17:10:43
NoRolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times

77.35% 
YesFire-fighter!

Put out the fire

71.37%18/04/2025, 17:37:31
YesMake Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe

69.72%18/04/2025, 18:15:16
YesYou're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier

66.62%18/04/2025, 18:21:21
YesOh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!

64.56%18/04/2025, 17:54:55
YesMeat grinder

Get eaten by a shark

63.74%18/04/2025, 18:13:13
NoThats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse

61.98% 
YesCockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator

61.16%18/04/2025, 18:02:23
NoMushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob

57.96% 
YesSpare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior

56.1%18/04/2025, 18:36:55
YesMy pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times

55.79%18/04/2025, 18:34:15
YesButcher

Kill 100 enemies

55.28%18/04/2025, 19:00:53
NoHonk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers

53.22% 
YesSurprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande

53.22%18/04/2025, 18:00:33
NoSelf assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy

50.95% 
NoYou can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight

44.24% 
NoYou are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob

43.73% 
YesMake America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese

43.32%18/04/2025, 18:21:10
YesHaemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars

41.46%18/04/2025, 17:06:51
YesCatch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel

40.63%18/04/2025, 18:22:34
NoMeetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat

39.5% 
YesKaraoke king

Make the Bard play another song

37.54%18/04/2025, 17:52:44
NoPasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!

36.82% 
NoI'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times

35.99% 
NoRipe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken

33.21% 
NoAnother one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars

33% 
NoSlimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm

30.94% 
NoHovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™

30.63% 
NoYou're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi

26.61% 
NoKleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs

25.99% 
NoI cant stand still!

Jump 500 times

25.78% 
NoJust wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.

24.65% 
NoYour daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes

23.51% 
YesA Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog

23.41%18/04/2025, 17:42:35
NoDeal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses

19.29% 
NoMaster Butcher

Kill 500 enemies

19.18% 
NoCo-Whoop

Play together with at least one of your friends

18.98% 
NoYeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

16.91% 
NoYou're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese

15.47% 
NoAncient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%

14.44% 
NoFree Of Chains

Release all the chains

14.03% 
NoTimber!

Kill the Ent

13.92% 
NoGrumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal

13.2% 
YesI drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total

11.45%18/04/2025, 17:42:35
NoOut of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

9.69% 
NoMy name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies

8.66% 
NoScrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs

8.46% 
NoAncient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%

8.35% 
NoI want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times

8.25% 
NoSpoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.

8.15% 
NoAncient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%

8.04% 
NoAncient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%

6.7% 
YesOkay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time

6.5%18/04/2025, 17:42:35
NoAncient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%

6.29% 
NoAncient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%

5.98% 
YesEuropean karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

5.98%18/04/2025, 17:53:29
NoAncient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%

4.95% 
NoAncient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%

4.74% 
NoAncient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%

4.54% 
NoFifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!

4.54% 
NoAncient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%

4.13% 
NoAncient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%

4.13% 
NoBloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands

3.4% 
NoAncient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%

3.3% 
NoAncient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%

3.2% 
NoAncient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%

2.78% 
NoI've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up

2.37% 
NoCatch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up

2.37% 
NoNo...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!

Get the Jetpack 2000 by cheating

2.37% 
NoConsider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses

2.27% 
NoI'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes

2.17% 
NoI'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up

2.06% 
NoBetter safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up

1.96% 

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