Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Rock of the Bay Invade Bay City | 99.85% | 20/03/2024, 01:22:48 |
 | Mash Machine Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it | 92.32% | 20/03/2024, 02:37:14 |
 | Ducks in a Row, Fish in a Barrel Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling | 78.12% | 20/03/2024, 10:45:49 |
 | Bodied Sattva Destroy a tool in Bay City | 69.53% | 20/03/2024, 16:34:17 |
 | Furon Fashion Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber | 68.37% | 20/03/2024, 10:57:28 |
 | Shop Til They Drop Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone | 67.94% | 20/03/2024, 12:19:42 |
 | Cult Following Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch | 64.55% | 20/03/2024, 16:47:52 |
 | Earthly Pleasures Rifle through your Furonigami collection | 57.45% | 20/03/2024, 10:56:50 |
 | Lie Back and Think of Albion Invade Albion | 55.22% | 20/03/2024, 17:30:58 |
 | Upgreatest Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart | 52.89% | 20/03/2024, 16:49:31 |
 | Freshly Squeezed Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion | 47.91% | 15/04/2024, 04:40:24 |
 | Pimp My Raid Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone | 47.91% | 20/03/2024, 17:20:08 |
 | Perfect Probulator Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row | 42.19% | 15/04/2024, 04:35:36 |
 | Die Nasty Destroy a majestic presence in Albion | 40.6% | |
 | I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima Invade Takoshima | 38.58% | |
 | Transmitting From Sol-3 Phone home | 34.34% | |
 | Kaijuiced Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima | 27.67% | |
 | The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska! Invade Tunguska | 27.24% | |
 | Dusted Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E. | 24.8% | |
 | Scuttled Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle | 22.47% | |
 | Fly Me to the Moon Base Invade Solaris | 22.15% | |
 | Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2 Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone | 18.55% | 20/03/2024, 12:23:23 |
 | Lobster Blisque Destroy the crab behind the curtain | 18.02% | |
 | Yettisoned Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska | 16.11% | |
 | Arkvoodle Doodle Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon | 12.72% | |
 | Ultimate Smoothie Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades | 12.72% | |
 | Deincarnated Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima | 8.8% | |
 | Higher Than the Futen Zoku Ascend Takoshima Tower | 8.48% | |
 | Forbidden Donut Throw a cop through a donut with PK | 7.42% | 20/03/2024, 17:52:18 |
 | Hidden Human Hive Harvest Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map | 6.57% | |
 | Against All Odds Complete all odd jobs | 6.15% | |
 | The Optional Mandate Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to) | 6.04% | |
 | Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK | 5.3% | 20/03/2024, 17:46:10 |
 | If You Know What I Mean S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption | 5.09% | 20/03/2024, 18:40:49 |
 | To Russia With Love S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption | 4.35% | 20/03/2024, 19:02:19 |
 | Ouch of Body Experience Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body | 4.24% | |
 | Toilet Break Demolish a public toilet on each map | 4.03% | |
 | Path of the Furon S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption | 4.03% | |
 | Trans-Siberian Express S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption | 3.82% | |
 | Arty Facts Collect all Alien Artifacts | 3.71% | |
 | Gotta Catch All the Pop Art Collect all posters | 3.71% | |
 | PK Slam Dunk Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam | 3.71% | |
 | Steezy Down the Spine S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption | 3.71% | |
 | This Is Earth Radio Collect all songs | 3.6% |