Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Lemons Start the game | 99.12% | 10/01/2024, 01:57:53 |
 | Make It Rain Get a raise | 78.99% | 10/01/2024, 21:04:35 |
 | Curious Grim Asked all questions in first lore Hub | 68.32% | 10/01/2024, 20:22:16 |
 | This Is Fine Drop a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day | 63.13% | 10/01/2024, 20:28:21 |
 | Oink Chunk up the Oink Bank | 58.96% | 10/01/2024, 21:22:55 |
 | Benefactor Increase a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day | 58.05% | 10/01/2024, 20:50:48 |
 | Deathbringer Doom everyone on a single day | 53.68% | |
 | Lifegiver Spare everyone on a single day | 46.66% | 11/01/2024, 04:19:39 |
 | Balancer Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz | 44.02% | 10/01/2024, 20:34:44 |
 | Begin Again Start a New Game+ | 43.1% | 11/01/2024, 23:40:10 |
 | The Sacrifice Appeased the boss' cat with a gift | 35.68% | |
 | I'll Be Back Witness the end of the world | 35.58% | |
 | War Changes Finish the game with lowest chaos in Peace | 33.14% | 11/01/2024, 23:32:58 |
 | I Scream Say that you like ice-cream | 32.74% | |
 | Pineapple Hater Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza | 28.77% | |
 | KILLDOZER 9000 Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz | 26.64% | |
 | Meat Your Unmaker Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show | 24.6% | |
 | To Be Or Not To Be Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles | 24.6% | |
 | Global Warming Finish the game with highest chaos in Ecology | 22.47% | |
 | Classical Change your look to regular skull and cape | 22.16% | |
 | Plague Doctor Finish the game with highest chaos in Health | 22.06% | 11/01/2024, 23:32:58 |
 | Goodest Ending Get the most positive ending imaginable | 21.65% | 11/01/2024, 23:33:12 |
 | Talemaster Spin a good story for Mortimer | 21.65% | |
 | Ouroboros Relieve Fate of their duties and ascend as the new Fate | 20.23% | 11/01/2024, 23:32:58 |
 | Back To The Roots Finish the game with highest chaos in Prosperity | 19.52% | |
 | Feline Fury Pissed off the boss' cat | 18.5% | |
 | Utopia Reach Utopian level on all world parameters simultaneously | 18.2% | 11/01/2024, 23:25:39 |
 | R.I.P. Fashion Collect all clothes and visages | 17.89% | |
 | Misery Guts Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz | 17.69% | |
 | Insubordinate Get Fired | 17.69% | |
 | Treehugger Finish the game with lowest chaos in Ecology | 16.98% | |
 | Let It RIP Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames | 15.96% | 11/01/2024, 22:50:48 |
 | Long Live The King Usurp Fate and take over as the new Fate | 14.74% | |
 | What does the cactus say? Get the cactus to meow | 13.52% | |
 | Desk Jockey Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers | 12.2% | |
 | Necropimp Hold over 5000 darksouls | 11.79% | |
 | Much Love Spare all developers in credits | 11.69% | |
 | Booty Obsession Buy all the items from the Shop | 11.49% | |
 | Cure Cancer Finish the game with lowest chaos in Health | 10.06% | |
 | Yot Press the Discord button | 9.86% | |
 | Stonks Finish the game with lowest chaos in Prosperity | 8.54% | |
 | Total War Finish the game with highest chaos in Peace | 8.34% | |
 | Pineapple Lover Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza | 8.03% | |
 | Two-Face Flip the Decision Coin 100 times | 7.62% | |
 | Yarr! Visit Mortimer every day | 6.91% | |
 | Armageddon Reach critical level on all world parameters simultaneously | 5.79% | |
 | Mirror Lover Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight | 5.69% | |
 | Fate's Pet Revealed Fate's Plot through loyalty | 5.59% | |
 | Development Hell Kill all the developers in credits | 4.78% | |
 | Demon Hunter Find the Immortal | 3.86% | |
 | The Great Dying Knowingly fulfill Fate's plan to end the world | 3.66% | |
 | Darwin Award Stop existing prematurely | 3.15% | |
 | Squeaky Clean Use the Eraser 10 times | 1.93% | |
 | Non Sequitur Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer | 1.32% | |
 | Infinitarium Get all endings | 1.12% | 10/01/2024, 01:58:02 |
 | EGG Find the ultimate Easter Egg | 1.02% | |
 | Rulebender Never fully abide by Fate's instructions | 0.91% | |
 | Phastmatological Zoologist Collect all Desk Spirits | 0.71% | |
 | Posthumous Spiritualism Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den | 0.61% | |
 | Ears of Steel Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories | 0.51% |