Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Career Milestone 1 coffee time | 99.2% | 11/11/2023, 20:11:02 |
 | Career Milestone 2 employee morale insertion | 74.83% | 11/11/2023, 20:42:16 |
 | Career Milestone 3 sabbatical beach | 66.47% | 11/11/2023, 21:49:55 |
 | Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust solve a puzzle for a specific set of inputs, while still failing with other possible inputs | 58.44% | 14/11/2023, 19:48:20 |
 | Orange Optimization Award orange path fully optimized | 39.05% | 11/11/2023, 20:21:35 |
 | King of Verbosity solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge | 31.81% | 11/11/2023, 20:15:11 |
 | Career Milestone 4 midnight petroleum | 31.1% | 12/11/2023, 20:22:57 |
 | Career Milestone 5 where's carol? | 26.94% | 14/11/2023, 21:16:06 |
| Glorious Failure: Overflow attempt to generate a number that is too big to store in green boxes | 22.43% | 11/11/2023, 22:34:50 |
| Glorious Failure: Out of Bounds attempt to read or write with a tile on the floor that does not exist | 21.16% | 14/11/2023, 19:39:25 |
 | Career Milestone 6 end program | 13.42% | 15/11/2023, 19:59:33 |
 | Queen of Inefficiency solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of steps required by the speed challenge | 8.63% | 14/11/2023, 23:40:07 |
 | Excellent Instruction Follower all levels complete. congratulations. | 7.45% | |
 | Social Engineer ask all bosses to tell you more | 5.37% | |
 | Blue Optimization Award blue path fully optimized | 5.13% | |
 | Green Optimization Award green path fully optimized | 3.79% |