Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | The First Timer Who knew it could be this easy? | 91.24% | 27/06/2023, 03:07:34 |
 | The Bandcamp Bait 'n Switch Got on a bus to save your video store from loan sharks. | 83.15% | 27/06/2023, 03:25:46 |
 | The Burblo Boondoggle Grabbed enough money for a train ticket. | 70.08% | 27/06/2023, 04:55:47 |
 | The Tape Never Lies Called Mari from the road and played it real cool. | 66.71% | 27/06/2023, 04:16:04 |
 | Lorgo and the Flungus Learned about how the stock market works. | 64.15% | 27/06/2023, 05:25:41 |
 | The Hormliner Hustle Conned more money than Ted on your way up the train. | 63.07% | 27/06/2023, 06:15:15 |
 | That's a Good Flungus Helped a well-meaning stockbroker with a thoroughly-researched tip. | 58.76% | 27/06/2023, 05:33:15 |
 | The Collector's Gambit Met the collector and added to his collection. What does he do with this stuff? | 52.97% | 27/06/2023, 04:27:48 |
 | The Video Store Employee Showed up to work kinda sorta on time. | 52.7% | 27/06/2023, 02:31:25 |
 | The Watcher Got a Gold Fanny Pack for Dan as a thanks for spying on the locals. | 51.35% | 27/06/2023, 07:57:45 |
 | The Fraudster Stole some wallets for Myrna. Wonder what she's gonna do with those... | 50.54% | 27/06/2023, 08:15:12 |
 | The Joker Coached a comedian for his big stage show, but respectfully did not attend. | 48.79% | 27/06/2023, 07:25:45 |
 | The Kabaczky Confusion Stole a lot of money from... the Kabaczkys. | 47.84% | 27/06/2023, 08:50:49 |
 | The Desert Dialtone Took a wrong turn in the desert and found a little guidance. | 47.3% | 27/06/2023, 09:09:44 |
 | Third Time's a Flungus Honestly, we just wanted you to hear the word Flungus one more time. | 47.04% | 27/06/2023, 05:34:59 |
 | The Legitimate Hustle Rewound tapes for money and earned back everything they took from you. | 44.88% | 27/06/2023, 05:52:25 |
 | The Best Friend Shuffle Called Mari from the road and she actually picked up this time. | 44.34% | 27/06/2023, 09:39:34 |
 | The Suit-Up Surprise Snuck your way into a casino, dressed for success. | 43.26% | 27/06/2023, 10:55:48 |
 | The Protectionist Became friends with Murray, while he shook people down in Las Venganza. | 42.59% | 27/06/2023, 07:46:08 |
 | The Casino Case-Out Saved Linda's Video from Ricky. | 42.18% | 08/07/2023, 00:06:12 |
 | The Big Con Finished your adventure and told your mom everything. | 42.18% | 08/07/2023, 00:16:10 |
 | The Smoker Taught a smoker that smoking isn't cool, but giving money to strangers is. | 42.05% | 07/07/2023, 23:10:47 |
 | The Heatstroke Hallucination Got lost and found the worst place on earth. | 41.64% | |
 | The Periwinkle Takeover Witnessed a town of people wear the next great fashion craze. | 38.41% | 08/07/2023, 00:07:16 |
 | The Flin Flon Flimflam Stole an out-of-state drivers license from some guy from Saskatchewan. | 38.27% | 27/06/2023, 08:09:13 |
 | The Lover Helped reunite two distant lovers, even if one of them was kinda annoying. | 38.27% | 07/07/2023, 23:20:17 |
 | The Huxtor's Finest Got caught once too many times in the Huxtor. | 36.66% | |
 | The Changebreaker Learned how to make something out of nothing with a little changebreaking magic. | 33.96% | 27/06/2023, 04:43:49 |
 | The Taking Candy from a Baby Like taking candy from a baby...'s over protective mom. | 32.08% | 27/06/2023, 03:02:35 |
 | The Truth Told your mom the truth, it's her fault if she doesn't believe you, right? | 30.19% | 27/06/2023, 07:47:57 |
 | The Dusty Toss Was politely asked to leave a moving train. | 29.51% | 27/06/2023, 05:50:25 |
| The Last Minute Birthday Party Helped the collector realize he's kind of a cool guy. | 24.39% | |
 | Sticky Fingers Midlands Hormliner Found some additions to your sticker collection on a moving train. | 21.02% | 27/06/2023, 05:43:38 |
 | Sticky Fingers Mallton Found some additions to your sticker collection in a huge mall. | 20.62% | 27/06/2023, 04:22:35 |
 | The Big Sneak Got way too deep in the underground shoe game. | 20.49% | 27/06/2023, 08:16:34 |
 | Sticky Fingers Perdido Found some additions to your sticker collection in a weird desert. | 18.46% | 27/06/2023, 08:55:22 |
 | Sticky Fingers Lisbon Found some additions to your sticker collection in your home town. | 16.04% | 27/06/2023, 03:13:05 |
 | The Old Switcheroo Took Ted's briefcase without participating in his contest. | 16.04% | 07/07/2023, 23:58:16 |
 | Sticky Fingers Casino Found some additions to your sticker collection in a bustling casino. | 15.77% | 07/07/2023, 23:56:14 |
 | A Rad Achievement Get a Rad Skater Score of over 3500. | 12.13% | 27/06/2023, 06:01:42 |
 | The Skater Challenged an adventurer and won... sort of? | 11.19% | 27/06/2023, 09:37:48 |
 | The Giant Block of Horm Used a hideous block of processed meat to make someone laugh. | 8.49% | 07/07/2023, 23:43:03 |
 | The Big Cornucopia Helped the grocer remember the old days. | 7.68% | 08/07/2023, 02:57:50 |
 | Sticky Fingers Las Venganza Revisted Found some MORE additions to your sticker collection in a big city. | 6.6% | |
| The Film Buff Found 6 VHS tapes hidden throughout the game. | 6.47% | |
 | The Squeaky Stranger Helped a strange, cheese-obsessed person find a connection in this crazy, mixed-up world. | 5.53% | 08/07/2023, 00:11:46 |
 | A Radder Achievement Get a Rad Skater Score of over 8000. | 5.39% | 27/06/2023, 09:36:18 |
| Sticky Fingers Las Venganza Found some additions to your sticker collection in a big city. | 5.12% | |
| THE RADDEST ACHIEVEMENT EVER Get a Rad Skater Score of over 15000. | 4.31% | |
| The Stickiest Situation Show a complete sticker collection to a fellow collector. | 3.77% | |
| The Three Kids In A Trench Coat Helped some mysterious strangers complete their collection. | 3.64% |