Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Finished the game? More like... Finished the "game". | 100% | 05/02/2023, 14:49:31 |
 | Beat the boss? What kind of boss fight was that? | 43.8% | 21/02/2023, 14:10:24 |
 | Placeholder Achievement 99 Your Words Go Here | 37.55% | 22/02/2023, 14:01:16 |
 | Couldn't take a hint Old Pro had to do it for you | 33.04% | 22/02/2023, 13:34:59 |
 | Starfather Got enough of Starfather's speech to make a proper mixtape | 32.92% | |
| Master Scout Embrace the null state | 23.65% | |
 | Cool story, Bro Pushed the button because you got bored | 14.64% | 21/02/2023, 14:31:25 |
| Back to where we met Remembered your first when it mattered | 14.02% | |
| Leap of Faith The boundaries of this simulation have no hold on you. | 9.14% | |
| Magnum Opus You will be known as the person who made that thing. | 8.64% | |
| An Act of Love This can only be... | 7.88% | |
| Quality Assurance Hell hath no fury like a tester scorned. | 7.51% | |
| Cultural Collaborator There is no keypad here, but you did it anyway | 5.51% | |
| Fully Utilized From this point on, you will have to exhaust your own content. | 2.88% |