Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Ram and Pull Ram an opponent and kill him midair. | 60.75% | 25/01/2023, 14:39:47 |
 | Pole in the Hole Also goats have their special place. | 35.19% | 31/01/2023, 05:22:07 |
 | Goat Game Kill 101 opponents. | 35.19% | 25/01/2023, 14:56:37 |
 | Cute and Deadly Kill 10 opponents in a row without dying. | 32.6% | 25/01/2023, 14:29:16 |
 | Horns Ram 25 opponents to death. | 22.6% | 25/01/2023, 14:38:36 |
 | This is SPARTA Push 50 opponents off a ledge. | 21.11% | 25/01/2023, 15:18:46 |
 | Stealth as a Goat "Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move." | 19.26% | 01/02/2023, 05:39:51 |
 | It's not rocket science Explode 50 opponents with the Missile Launcher. | 18.89% | 25/01/2023, 15:32:22 |
 | Nail'd Nail 50 opponents with the Piercer. | 18.52% | 31/01/2023, 05:38:07 |
 | I've Got You In My Sight Snipe 50 opponents with the LightGun. | 17.04% | 31/01/2023, 05:55:08 |
 | Jack the Ripper Slice 50 opponents with the Ripper. | 12.22% | 25/01/2023, 15:38:37 |
 | Van Helsing Impale 50 opponents with the Impaler. | 11.85% | 01/02/2023, 05:05:52 |
 | Off With Her Head! Kill 50 opponents with Headshots. | 11.48% | 01/02/2023, 14:46:39 |
 | Goatdivers Goats bodies are not made for flight. But they dont' know that, so they try it anyway. | 11.48% | |
 | Billiard Hero Detonate 50 opponents with the Grenade Launcher. | 11.11% | 01/02/2023, 04:58:34 |
| Goatiano Ronaldo Hit an opponent 5 times with Ram or FusRoBeh without making it touch the ground. | 10.74% | |
 | Miley Cygoat Bleat 100 times. (In this game) | 10.74% | 15/02/2023, 15:10:19 |
 | Gore-Splattered Devil Kill 25 opponents in a row without dying. | 10% | 15/02/2023, 15:05:51 |
 | Goatshank Redemption Yes, we developers make achievements for you, bug-seeking goats. | 9.26% | 01/02/2023, 14:28:10 |
| Ragequit Material Actually, your opponents will complete this achievement for you. | 9.26% | |
 | Medium-Rare, Please Cook 50 opponents with the Roaster. | 8.89% | 01/02/2023, 05:18:52 |
 | The Men Who Stare at Goats Don't expect they will explode for real. | 8.89% | 31/01/2023, 04:59:49 |
| Apocalypse Goat Kill 250 opponents with Explosions. | 7.78% | |
| Are You Not Entertained? Win 50 Free For All matches. | 7.04% | |
| Gunslinger Win 50 Gun matches. | 7.04% | |
| Sniper Goat Kill 500 opponents with Headshots. | 7.04% | |
| Broforce Win 100 Team Deathmatches. | 7.04% | |
| Goatnado Maniac Kill 25 opponents with the Zero-G Saws. (Alternative fire) | 7.04% | |
| Goat for Life! Win 340 matches in any mode. | 7.04% | |
| King of the Hill Win 50 FusRoArena matches. | 7.04% | |
| A gentle push Send flying 50 opponents with the FusRoBeh. | 7.04% |