You committed tax evasion!

You grew your own Soil Sword!

You ripped up a wanted poster.

You obtained a chunk of gold that makes you feel good.

You tore up a love letter.

You shredded slayQueen32's autograph.

You obtained your first hat.

You brutally murdered Jerry and ripped up his rent.

You tore up someone's 1099.

You ripped up a receipt in the trash.

You ripped a lame book in half.

You destroyed a receipt for seeds.

You ripped up Matt's MIA notice.

You tore up Matt's draft letter.

You destroyed a vandalized wanted poster.

You broke some computer software.

You destroyed a waifu.

You destroyed FlipFlop's last chance.

You ripped up a letter to the dead.

You got a dirty shovel.

You tore up a nuclear hazard information sheet.

You ripped up an old newspaper.

You read and ripped up part of a diary.

You committed tax evasion.

You destroyed the book that taught everyone how to speak.

You ripped up your own deed.

You ripped up a letter from your dad.

You destroyed someone else's deed.

You destroyed words written by a tyrant.

You destroyed every single tax document.

You prevented universal taxation.

Get nuked kiddo.

Faint on the Limitless Line.