Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Tax evader You committed tax evasion! | 99.64% | 24/11/2022, 22:52:54 |
 | Adventurer You grew your own Soil Sword! | 96.98% | 24/11/2022, 22:57:52 |
 | Most wanted You ripped up a wanted poster. | 96.57% | 24/11/2022, 22:57:07 |
 | Winner You obtained a chunk of gold that makes you feel good. | 94.12% | 21/12/2022, 21:45:51 |
 | Heartless You tore up a love letter. | 93.3% | 24/11/2022, 22:54:57 |
 | Simp You shredded slayQueen32's autograph. | 92.07% | 21/12/2022, 21:50:20 |
 | Hat wearer You obtained your first hat. | 91.76% | 21/12/2022, 21:26:33 |
 | Murderer You brutally murdered Jerry and ripped up his rent. | 90.94% | 21/12/2022, 21:37:12 |
 | Contractor You tore up someone's 1099. | 90.84% | 21/12/2022, 21:47:03 |
 | Dumpster diver You ripped up a receipt in the trash. | 87.16% | 21/12/2022, 21:45:11 |
 | Book worm You ripped a lame book in half. | 84.3% | 21/12/2022, 21:52:59 |
 | Savvy shopper You destroyed a receipt for seeds. | 74.27% | 24/12/2022, 17:24:45 |
 | The messenger You ripped up Matt's MIA notice. | 73.14% | 24/12/2022, 17:46:30 |
 | Draft dodger You tore up Matt's draft letter. | 69.67% | 24/12/2022, 17:43:20 |
 | Devil You destroyed a vandalized wanted poster. | 68.13% | 25/12/2022, 16:33:55 |
 | Computer wiz You broke some computer software. | 65.98% | 25/12/2022, 16:52:01 |
 | Waifu You destroyed a waifu. | 65.68% | 25/12/2022, 16:19:54 |
 | Petitioner You destroyed FlipFlop's last chance. | 63.63% | 25/12/2022, 16:33:02 |
 | Gravedigger You ripped up a letter to the dead. | 60.66% | 25/12/2022, 19:13:21 |
 | Criminal You got a dirty shovel. | 59.74% | 25/12/2022, 19:20:03 |
 | Doomsdayers You tore up a nuclear hazard information sheet. | 58.41% | 25/12/2022, 19:34:43 |
 | News boy You ripped up an old newspaper. | 58.31% | 25/12/2022, 19:39:12 |
 | Liz You read and ripped up part of a diary. | 58.21% | 25/12/2022, 19:42:18 |
 | Turnip Boy You committed tax evasion. | 54.32% | |
| Teacher You destroyed the book that taught everyone how to speak. | 54.22% | |
| Home owner You ripped up your own deed. | 54.01% | |
| Turnipchino You ripped up a letter from your dad. | 53.81% | |
 | Estate agent You destroyed someone else's deed. | 50.84% | 25/12/2022, 16:53:46 |
| Tyrant You destroyed words written by a tyrant. | 49.82% | |
| Anarchist You destroyed every single tax document. | 43.07% | |
| Taxation with representation You prevented universal taxation. | 40.31% | |
| Destroyer of the world Get nuked kiddo. | 40.2% | |
| Fashionista You found all the hats. | 38.06% | |
| Tank You grew all the heart fruits! | 31.71% | |
| Conductor Defeat the conductor. | 0% | |
| Passenger Faint on the Limitless Line. | 0% | |
| ??? Defeat ??? | 0% |