Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Icebreaker Meet your coworkers. | 99.94% | |
 | The Mana Press Obtain The Mana Press. | 67.87% | |
 | The Grim Ledger Obtain The Grim Ledger. | 36.9% | |
 | The Toxic Mask Obtain The Toxic Mask. | 36.66% | |
 | Unboxing Champ Open 100 delivery cubes. | 30.59% | |
 | F Go under. | 26.01% | |
 | The Price of Knowledge Get cursed 13 times. | 19.57% | |
 | Work Smarter and also Harder Obtain The Caffiend's Share. | 17.46% | |
 | Clutchgod Kill a Hungry Box. | 15.98% | |
 | Grab Life by the Horns Obtain Hover Hands' Share. | 14.12% | |
 | Get Rich & Die Trying Obtain Hustlebones' Share. | 13% | |
 | Hostile Takeover Defeat Vested Marv. | 11.76% | |
 | Big Boss Complete Ray's mentorship. | 11.64% | |
 | Chief Flavor Officer Complete Fern's mentorship. | 11.27% | |
 | Senior Accountant Complete Tappi's mentorship. | 11.27% | |
 | You Are (Un)Employed Save the World? | 11.02% | |
 | Lead Engineer Complete Kara's mentorship. | 9.16% | |
 | Brand Ambassador Complete Swomp's "mentorship". | 8.92% | |
 | Clean Exit Kill a power loader with the Exit Strategist skill. | 7.06% | |
 | Self-Destructive Win a run in Impostor Mode. | 3.72% | |
 | Padded Resume Unlock all Skills. | 2.72% | |
 | Self-Actualized Complete The Impostor's final test. | 1.24% | |
 | Elbow Bumper Complete the Rolodex | 1.11% |