Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Out of bed Made your first step | 99.76% | |
 | The Blues Find out what they are up to | 97.19% | |
 | Fast Unlocked Speed x2 | 90.86% | |
 | Force Cube Bought a Force Cube | 86.03% | |
 | Healthbar Found a healthbar | 84.53% | |
 | Double Jump Bought Double Jump Upgrade | 82.28% | |
 | Regeneration Got Health Regeneration Upgrade | 80.02% | |
 | Triple Jump Bought Triple Jump Upgrade | 78.41% | |
 | Climb the hill Reached top of the hill | 77.77% | |
 | MacGuffin Drive the plot forward | 73.48% | |
 | Just once Not even once? Nothing is being cooked. | 71.76% | |
 | Armor Found Armor | 63.61% | |
 | Through the fire pipe The first secret area in the game | 62.75% | |
 | True holy spirit Infiltrated the unholy spirit | 62.11% | |
 | That's how electronics work obviously 1337 Hacker | 60.39% | |
 | Force Cube Catapult Opened the way to the blue crystal | 58.57% | |
 | Holy Sword Found holy sword upgrade | 54.6% | |
 | Freed from prison Freed yourself with the new gun | 53.53% | |
 | Stomp Got the Stomp upgrade | 53.21% | |
 | Telefrag Found Telefrag Upgrade | 51.92% | |
 | Buckle Found yourself a shiny new accessoire | 46.98% | |
| Green Keycard Crafted a green keycard | 43.12% | |
 | Rattle Hag He was just big | 42.91% | |
 | Double Health Fruits give you double health | 42.91% | |
 | All Shells Found all magic shells | 41.19% | |
 | Beam I can now draw purple lines | 40.01% | |
 | Supraball Noob That ain't gonna impress the ladies | 39.05% | |
 | Purple Cube Solved the facility secret puzzle | 38.62% | |
 | Strong Lots of Muscles | 35.83% | |
 | Helped a star He is probably gay | 35.72% | |
 | Health Drink Nom nom | 34.97% | |
 | Robbed Oh no, all my stuff! | 34.22% | |
 | Infiltrated Sneaked into Blue Ville | 34.11% | |
 | Blue King's lair Arrived in the throne room, finally... | 33.47% | |
 | Got the coins back So many coins... | 33.47% | |
 | Got the gun back The favourite of all MacGuffins | 33.36% | |
 | Payback Nom nom nom nom | 32.82% | |
 | 9 Perfect 5/7 experience | 32.5% | |
 | Yellow Shot Button Activated a yellow button | 32.4% | |
 | Gold Scam Scam someone with fake gold | 32.29% | |
 | Translocator Got your cousins mysterious gun | 31.97% | |
 | Gold Scam Uncovered Identified fake gold | 31.97% | |
 | Cave Flies Managed to handle the cave flies | 31.64% | |
 | Fire Flies Burned some wood | 31% | |
 | Panic Lights Made the coward run faster | 30.89% | |
 | Moon Door Opened the moon door | 29.5% | |
 | Momentum Learned how to use Ball Momentum | 29.28% | |
 | Through the tiny pipe Wow. | 28.86% | |
 | Win! You brought water back to your people | 28.43% | |
 | Well deserved He had it coming... | 22.74% | |
 | The real real teleported man The Prestige | 15.55% | |
 | Super Sword Moons delivered | 15.45% | |
 | Happiness All you could ever want... | 13.94% | |
 | Invisible Wall Meet the adventurer at the big blue pipe | 12.01% | |
 | Shelf filled Found all dead heroes | 11.48% | |
 | Poor ancestors All Spawn Points Destroyed | 10.51% | |
 | Redstone Pickaxe How did you even craft this? | 10.41% | |
 | Groupies Got yourself 2 groupies at home | 10.19% | |
 | DLC: Crashed The start of the adventure | 10.08% | |
 | All Chests OCD fixed | 10.08% | |
 | DLC: Gotta Run Fast Faster | 9.76% | |
 | DLC: Gotta Jump High Higher | 9.76% | |
 | Jesus Christ Suprastar Get Mr. Miracle some groupies | 9.33% | |
 | DLC: Green Bird The power of the green ball throw | 9.33% | |
 | DLC: Discovering the Globe So round... | 9.33% | |
 | DLC: Monster Maker Bones! | 8.8% | |
 | DLC: Race the First Pretty sure you cheated! | 8.69% | |
 | DLC: Welcome to Orangeburg Temporary! | 8.69% | |
 | DLC: A Wrinkle in Spacetime Got my translocator back! | 8.69% | |
 | DLC: Rooftop Chase Burglar got away | 8.69% | |
 | DLC: Crashed again But I saw the credits rolling... | 8.58% | |
 | DLC: Basement Robbery Monsters cleared | 8.37% | |
| DLC: Home Invasion Burglar got away again | 8.37% | |
| DLC: No-ball Winner Not sure this was legal | 8.26% | |
 | DLC: Crashed again (again) Professionals | 8.26% | |
 | DLC: Obvious Area No one ever hides anything behind a waterfall. | 8.26% | |
| DLC: The palace job Burglar got away again again | 8.15% | |
 | DLC: Finding Sideburg At the side of Orangeburg | 8.15% | |
 | DLC: Crashed for the final time! It's science | 7.83% | |
| DLC: Race the Gauntlet Better routing | 7.83% | |
 | DLC: Crashed for the final time (again) Rocket Science | 7.51% | |
 | DLC: Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Wooden Doors Still not holy enough | 7.51% | |
| DLC: City Sprinter Hackjob | 7.51% | |
 | DLC: South of the wall Crossed the wall | 7.29% | |
| DLC: A Criminal Revealed Burglar did not get away! | 7.19% | |
| DLC: Knocked him out Listen to daddy | 6.87% | |
 | DLC: Thrown One Small Throw for a Boy | 6.76% | |
 | DLC: Tough Guy, Eh? You look different | 6.65% | |
 | DLC: To the House You did it! | 6.54% | |
 | DLC: Horticultural Watered! | 6.22% | |
| DLC: Birds Good to have! | 5.9% | |
 | DLC: Non-NPC Prepared! | 5.79% | |
 | DLC: The Giant's Workshop How you're made | 4.61% | |
 | DLC: Shady stick Fake news | 4.18% | |
 | DLC: A good cause! Red coins | 3.97% | |
 | DLC: Invisible Wall Fake wall | 3.54% | |
 | DLC: Top of the world North Pole | 3.22% | |
 | DLC: There he is! Found you! | 2.79% |