Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Yellow Brick Road Complete the first quest. | 97.5% | 06/04/2022, 03:34:14 |
 | Multi-Level Manhandling Complete all quests for the Loan Shark. | 27.25% | 18/04/2022, 01:49:05 |
 | Blue Blood Collect 5000 gold pieces and finish "Meat Muffins" | 23.28% | |
 | Black Sabbath Complete all quests for the Priest. | 23.28% | 10/04/2022, 14:30:52 |
 | The Last Crusade Complete all quests for the Knights of the Holy Grail. | 22.49% | 10/04/2022, 02:17:10 |
| Weapon Master Wield all weapons available in the game at least once. | 19.18% | |
| Groovy! Set the amount of blood particles in settings to x5 and attack someone. | 14.82% | |
| Flat Enough Complete all quests for the Spanish Inquisition. | 11.77% | |
| The Ecstasy of Gold Collect 20000 gold pieces. | 10.19% | |
 | Literally Stoned Complete all quests for the Herbalist and the Doctor. | 9.66% | |
| KILLUS MAGNUS Kill 5 NPC in 5 seconds. | 9.26% | |
| Hail to the King! Complete the main story line. | 8.2% | |
| Call Me Conor Win 10 fights in the MMA side activity. | 7.54% | |
| The Forel Method Block 10 attacks in 60 seconds. | 6.61% | |
| 13th Century Schizoid Man Complete all quests for Salazar. | 5.82% | |
| Most Wanted Gain and then remove a maximum Wanted rating without dying and with no quest active. | 4.89% | |
| One Guy Army Survive for 5 minutes at maximum Wanted rating. | 3.18% | |
| Udder Chaos Kill an NPC with a cow. | 2.78% | |
| Cutthroat Kill 500 people. | 2.78% | |
| Lowrider Use Pimp-A-Horse 20 times. | 2.25% | |
| The Other Son of Man Herd a total of 50 NPCs to mass during the church herding side activity. | 1.98% | |
| One Man's Junk Is Another Man's Treasure Collect all horseshoes. | 1.72% | |
| Highway Star Come first in 10 races. | 1.59% | |
 | Invasion of the Body Snatchers Collect 20 bodies during the body collecting side activity. | 1.32% | |
| Harvest Moon Plow the fields 10 times. | 1.19% | |
| Double, double toil and trouble Successfully complete the Halloween event. | 0.79% | |
| Gotta Catch 'Em All! Catch all horses for This Neigh Land. | 0.79% | |
| The Crown Complete 100% of the game, including all quests, side activities, and obtaining every other achievement. | 0.53% | |
| One Life Guy Complete 100% of the game without dying nor getting caught even once. | 0.53% |