Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Food Taster Eat every type of food in one game | 84% | 30/04/2022, 17:06:30 |
 | Thrill Seeker Open unidentified presents 15 times in one game | 71.02% | 30/04/2022, 16:58:27 |
 | Fall Fest Fall off levels 5 times in one game | 70.27% | 01/05/2022, 15:29:44 |
 | HFZ Goober Hit and leave through the very first exit in the HyperFunk Zone | 66.99% | |
 | Sunflower Master Hide in sunflowers 4 times in a game when being chased by an Earthling | 63.11% | |
 | Flying Present Catcher Collect a locked present | 60.87% | 01/05/2022, 15:41:13 |
 | Fool Me Twice Go for a ride in the Evil Elevator twice in one game | 42.07% | |
 | Backer Visitor Visit a backer character | 38.2% | 01/05/2022, 15:59:25 |
| Feet On Funkotron Get to secret Funkotron Level via a secret doorway | 34.76% | |
 | Hi Fiver Hi-Five another player 3 times in one game | 34.47% | |
| Hate That Randomizer Open the Major Randomizer or Baby Randomizer 3 times in one game | 31.78% | |
 | A Timely Splash Save yourself from burning up by jumping in water | 25.66% | 30/04/2022, 16:44:28 |
 | Teamwork Rules Complete a game with a friend (local or online) | 24.77% | |
| Level Diver Get to hot tub island | 24.02% | |
 | Elf Chaser Catch 5 elves in one game | 22.68% | 01/05/2022, 15:39:44 |
 | Piece O' Cake Complete a fixed world game | 22.23% | |
| Beaten By A Little Girl Get killed by a Little Girl with a Teddy | 19.84% | |
 | Cleaning Out Santa's Sack Catch Santa 3 times in one game | 19.4% | |
 | Struck By Love Get hit by Cupid's arrow 5 times in one game | 18.5% | |
 | Old School Jammin' Play as both old Skool TJ and as Old Skool Earl in a single game (co-op) | 17.9% | |
 | Made It Through Complete a random world game | 17.9% | |
 | Wakey Wakey Make other player wake up by shouting at them | 17.16% | |
 | I'm A Total Saint Use Heal Friend Present on another player 10 times in one game | 15.67% | |
 | Boom Box Baby Use The Boom Box 4 times in one game | 15.67% | |
 | Gimme My Presents Back! Pop a mole who has stolen one or more of your presents | 13.13% | 01/05/2022, 15:43:11 |
 | Harsh Love Make other player snap out of being in love by slapping them | 12.09% | |
 | Ridiculously Generous Give a life to another player 3 times in one game | 11.94% | |
 | The Worst Possible Luck Open an unidentified Major Randomizer, Total Bummer, or Instant Demotion after level 20 | 10.74% | |
 | Map Explorer Uncover all the map tiles for 3 levels within one game | 10.59% | |
| Totally Bummed Again Open the Total Bummer twice in one game | 9.55% | |
 | Rhythm Star Beat the 5th level in Rhythm Matching | 8.21% | |
 | Nine Funkotronians Play as each of the playable characters | 7.91% | |
 | Broken Present Risk Taker Successfully open 10 broken presents | 6.71% | |
| 99 Problems (But A Buck Ain't One) Have at least 99 bucks | 5.97% | |
 | Truly Evil Send an identified bad present to another player | 5.82% | |
| Flying Present Ultimate Master Collect all of the locked presents | 5.82% | |
 | Hey, You Did It! Complete hard mode | 5.67% | |
 | Can't Touch This Beat normal or hard mode without dying | 4.77% | |
| I Can't Believe I've Done This Get a game over before level 3 | 4.48% | |
| FunkLord Power Reach the rank of FunkLord | 4.33% | |
 | Boom Box Wipeout Pop 8 or more Earthlings who are dancing at a boombox | 4.03% | |
 | Pacifist Victory Beat normal or hard mode without popping a single Earthling | 3.73% | |
| Lord Of The HFZ Complete the HyperFunk Zone | 3.73% | |
 | Is This Really Possible? Beat normal or hard world without opening a single present | 2.54% | |
| Gotta Get 'Em All Pop at least one of every bad Earthling type in one game | 1.64% | |
 | Why Do I Keep Doing That? Have 10 broken presents blow up on you | 1.34% | |
 | Found All The Backers! Visit all backer characters | 1.19% | |
 | Mad Hatter Unlock all power hats | 1.04% | |
| Achievement Achiever Get all achievements in the game | 0.9% |