Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Career Milestone 1 coffee time | 99.2% | 18/07/2017, 09:31:36 |
 | Career Milestone 2 employee morale insertion | 74.83% | 05/10/2017, 14:27:49 |
 | Career Milestone 3 sabbatical beach | 66.47% | 05/10/2017, 15:06:46 |
 | Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust solve a puzzle for a specific set of inputs, while still failing with other possible inputs | 58.44% | 19/07/2017, 21:14:54 |
 | Orange Optimization Award orange path fully optimized | 39.05% | 19/07/2017, 21:06:02 |
 | King of Verbosity solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge | 31.81% | |
 | Career Milestone 4 midnight petroleum | 31.1% | |
 | Career Milestone 5 where's carol? | 26.94% | |
| Glorious Failure: Overflow attempt to generate a number that is too big to store in green boxes | 22.43% | 19/07/2017, 20:59:02 |
 | Glorious Failure: Out of Bounds attempt to read or write with a tile on the floor that does not exist | 21.16% | |
 | Career Milestone 6 end program | 13.42% | |
 | Queen of Inefficiency solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of steps required by the speed challenge | 8.63% | |
 | Excellent Instruction Follower all levels complete. congratulations. | 7.45% | |
 | Social Engineer ask all bosses to tell you more | 5.37% | |
 | Blue Optimization Award blue path fully optimized | 5.13% | |
 | Green Optimization Award green path fully optimized | 3.79% |