Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Ram and Pull Ram an opponent and kill him midair. | 60.75% | 05/11/2020, 09:16:29 |
 | Pole in the Hole Also goats have their special place. | 35.19% | 05/11/2020, 10:19:55 |
 | Goat Game Kill 101 opponents. | 35.19% | 05/11/2020, 10:43:17 |
 | Cute and Deadly Kill 10 opponents in a row without dying. | 32.6% | 05/11/2020, 10:43:07 |
 | Horns Ram 25 opponents to death. | 22.6% | 05/11/2020, 11:15:23 |
 | This is SPARTA Push 50 opponents off a ledge. | 21.11% | 05/11/2020, 12:34:11 |
 | Stealth as a Goat "Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move." | 19.26% | |
| It's not rocket science Explode 50 opponents with the Missile Launcher. | 18.89% | |
| Nail'd Nail 50 opponents with the Piercer. | 18.52% | |
| I've Got You In My Sight Snipe 50 opponents with the LightGun. | 17.04% | |
| Jack the Ripper Slice 50 opponents with the Ripper. | 12.22% | |
| Van Helsing Impale 50 opponents with the Impaler. | 11.85% | |
| Off With Her Head! Kill 50 opponents with Headshots. | 11.48% | |
| Goatdivers Goats bodies are not made for flight. But they dont' know that, so they try it anyway. | 11.48% | |
| Billiard Hero Detonate 50 opponents with the Grenade Launcher. | 11.11% | |
| Goatiano Ronaldo Hit an opponent 5 times with Ram or FusRoBeh without making it touch the ground. | 10.74% | |
 | Miley Cygoat Bleat 100 times. (In this game) | 10.74% | 05/11/2020, 08:51:48 |
| Gore-Splattered Devil Kill 25 opponents in a row without dying. | 10% | |
 | Goatshank Redemption Yes, we developers make achievements for you, bug-seeking goats. | 9.26% | 05/11/2020, 12:28:36 |
| Ragequit Material Actually, your opponents will complete this achievement for you. | 9.26% | |
| Medium-Rare, Please Cook 50 opponents with the Roaster. | 8.89% | |
 | The Men Who Stare at Goats Don't expect they will explode for real. | 8.89% | 05/11/2020, 11:02:03 |
| Apocalypse Goat Kill 250 opponents with Explosions. | 7.78% | |
| Are You Not Entertained? Win 50 Free For All matches. | 7.04% | |
| Gunslinger Win 50 Gun matches. | 7.04% | |
| Sniper Goat Kill 500 opponents with Headshots. | 7.04% | |
| Broforce Win 100 Team Deathmatches. | 7.04% | |
| Goatnado Maniac Kill 25 opponents with the Zero-G Saws. (Alternative fire) | 7.04% | |
| Goat for Life! Win 340 matches in any mode. | 7.04% | |
| King of the Hill Win 50 FusRoArena matches. | 7.04% | |
| A gentle push Send flying 50 opponents with the FusRoBeh. | 7.04% |