Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Special Education Complete the tutorial. | 100% | 19/11/2019, 22:06:15 |
 | White Baby Get Find an abandoned white baby. | 59.6% | 19/11/2019, 22:11:46 |
 | ClownTown: Sister Carrie Ruin a poor nun's day. | 42.93% | 19/11/2019, 22:26:26 |
 | That's One Way Take the coward's way out. | 29.29% | 23/11/2019, 15:24:33 |
 | Clown Town: Critical Mass Reach a critical clown mass. | 20.71% | 23/11/2019, 22:15:56 |
 | Mauled Get mauled by a bear. | 18.69% | 21/11/2019, 17:53:46 |
 | Airport Deaths Die in every possible manner in and around the Airport. | 18.69% | 19/11/2019, 22:38:22 |
 | Don Of The City Complete the Mafia storyline. | 17.68% | 22/11/2019, 17:50:00 |
 | Puzzlemaster Complete the hobo cypher on hard mode. | 17.68% | 23/11/2019, 15:34:31 |
 | Head Pimp Complete the "Lady of the Night" storyline. | 17.17% | 23/11/2019, 19:46:05 |
 | A Brief Reunion Become an "Informant" for Special Agent Flash. | 17.17% | 22/11/2019, 17:27:36 |
 | Clowntown:Clinic Burn down a free clinic. | 16.16% | 20/11/2019, 22:12:06 |
 | King Of The Streetfolk Complete the Hobo storyline. | 16.16% | 23/11/2019, 16:25:51 |
 | Baby Kin Find an abandoned alien baby. | 16.16% | 23/11/2019, 16:23:33 |
 | Top Rat Complete the Politician storyline. | 15.66% | 23/11/2019, 22:10:30 |
 | Father Of The Year Re-abandon an infant. | 15.66% | 22/11/2019, 17:08:37 |
 | Daddy? Find an abandoned black baby. | 15.66% | 23/11/2019, 19:42:23 |
 | Meet Your Makers Discover the Stone Monkey Studios office. | 15.66% | 21/11/2019, 18:16:29 |
 | Slums Deaths Die in every possible manner in the Slums. | 15.66% | 20/11/2019, 21:55:38 |
 | Rock the Vote Find an abandoned hispanic baby. | 15.15% | 23/11/2019, 21:50:43 |
 | Holy Grinder Find and return the Holy Grinder to Hobo Bob. | 14.65% | 23/11/2019, 21:33:09 |
 | Did I Do That? Inadvertently blow up the world. | 14.14% | 23/11/2019, 22:13:26 |
 | Suburbs Deaths Die in every possible manner in the Suburbs. | 14.14% | 23/11/2019, 21:57:11 |
 | Docks Deaths Die in every possible manner in the Docks. | 14.14% | 23/11/2019, 19:37:34 |
 | Kawaii!! Find an abandoned asian baby. | 14.14% | 22/11/2019, 17:08:29 |
 | That's All, Folks Complete all storylines. | 14.14% | 23/11/2019, 22:10:30 |
 | Hockey Rink Deaths Die in every possible manner in and around the Hockey Rink. | 14.14% | 23/11/2019, 19:29:07 |
 | Little Italy Deaths Die in every possible manner in Little Italy. | 13.64% | 21/11/2019, 16:01:40 |
 | Park Deaths Die in every possible manner in and around the Park. | 13.13% | 22/11/2019, 17:49:57 |
 | Quickie Complete the Lady of the Night storyline in less than an hour. | 12.63% | 23/11/2019, 21:21:58 |
 | Commune Deaths Die in every possible manner in the Commune. | 12.63% | 23/11/2019, 17:12:32 |
 | ClownTown: Clownpocalypse Bring about the Clownpocalypse. | 12.63% | 22/11/2019, 17:33:13 |
 | Gotta Catch 'Em All Find all the abandoned infants. | 12.63% | 23/11/2019, 21:50:44 |
 | Blast From The Past Meet each of your predecessors. | 12.63% | 23/11/2019, 21:44:02 |
 | Business District Deaths Die in every possible manner in the Business District. | 12.12% | 23/11/2019, 22:05:33 |
 | Taste The Rainbow Lick each abandoned infant. | 12.12% | 23/11/2019, 21:50:51 |
 | Looky-Loo Look at 500 unique objects or people. | 12.12% | 23/11/2019, 16:28:45 |
 | Rat Race Complete the Politician storyline in less than an hour. | 12.12% | 23/11/2019, 22:10:30 |
 | Two-Lips Speak To/Lick/Kiss/Eat 500 unique objects or people. | 12.12% | 23/11/2019, 19:28:44 |
 | Filthy Paws Touch 500 unique objects or people. | 12.12% | 23/11/2019, 15:43:08 |
 | Bum Rush Complete the Hobo storyline in less than an hour. | 12.12% | 23/11/2019, 16:25:51 |
 | Clowntown Complete all of the clown quests/ Lose your soul. | 12.12% | 23/11/2019, 22:15:57 |
 | Action Hero Thoroughly investigate 500 unique objects or people. | 12.12% | 23/11/2019, 19:28:44 |
 | Hipton Deaths Die in every possible manner in Hipton. | 12.12% | 23/11/2019, 22:15:57 |
 | Downtown Deaths Die in every possible manner Downtown. | 12.12% | 22/11/2019, 17:33:13 |
 | Master of Death Die in every possible manner in the entire game. | 11.62% | 23/11/2019, 22:15:57 |
 | No Life Unlock all achievements. | 11.62% | 23/11/2019, 22:15:57 |
 | Little Tokyo Deaths Die in every possible manner in Little Tokyo. | 11.62% | 23/11/2019, 15:47:11 |
 | Logophobia Logophobia: A fear of words. Rush through every storyline. | 11.11% | 23/11/2019, 22:10:30 |
 | Trigger Happy Complete the Mafia storyline in less than an hour. | 11.11% | 23/11/2019, 18:07:31 |