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You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.
You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes
You completed Paradigm. Dope.
You learned some sweet dance moves.
|High Five Me Again, Yeah|
You high fived the arm one too many times.
|Succulent Space Odyseey|
You bid a farewell to a space cactus.
|Toast My Buns|
You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.
|We Don't Go There|
You entered the forbidden mouse hole.
|Quak Me Hard|
You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
|Oh My What Long Arms You Have|
You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.
|There's No Place Like Wall|
You talked to the Man in the Wall.
|Down in the Dungeon|
You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)
|Keeps Me Company|
You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
|Qualified IT Consultant|
You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.
You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.
|Carpal Tunnel Revenue|
You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
You installed a virus in IT.
You collected all the audio tapes.