Achieved
Achievement
% of players
Unlock date
YesDuring The War...

Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster.

89.51%14/04/2019, 10:43:48
YesGrimAced

Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace.

61.5%14/04/2019, 10:46:33
YesMy Kart Is Augmented

Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh?

59.6%14/04/2019, 10:56:00
NoBatteries not Included

Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter.

39.38% 
NoWe Can Rebuild Him

Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits.

31.8% 
NoGone In Many Seconds

Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times.

30.75% 
YesFeeling Lucky?

Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal.

26.54%14/04/2019, 11:03:07
NoAm I Missing An Eyebrow?

Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society.

25.27% 
NoTechnophobic

Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently.

24.64% 
NoSilver Surfer

Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen.

24.43% 
NoCasting your net

Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination.

19.59% 
YesDeath Defier

Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight.

19.17%14/04/2019, 10:53:35
NoLuckily My Shield Will Protect Me

Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self.

18.96% 
NoSlick Moves Like Jagger

Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite.

15.8% 
NoWorldly Wise Whiz

Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted.

13.06% 
NoDeath Derider

Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now.

12.64% 
NoDeath Decider

Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world.

11.37% 
NoDeath Despiser

Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now.

9.48% 
NoSweep

Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly.

9.27% 
NoMillion Dollar Granddad

Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer.

8.42% 
NoDeath Defiler

Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place.

8% 
NoDisco Driving

Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday.

7.58% 
NoNo rest for the wicked

Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday.

7.37% 
NoA Manic Monday

Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday.

6.74% 
NoJason goes to Sunny Pines

Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can.

6.74% 
NoTuesday’s child

Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday.

6.74% 
NoOver the hump

Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by.

6.53% 
NoDouble, double toil and trouble

Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club.

6.32% 
NoA Quiet Night In

Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend.

6.32% 
NoSnatch me if you can

Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to!

6.11% 
NoThor's Day

Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday.

6.11% 
NoPaperboy The Hard Way

Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty.

6.11% 
NoHe Was A Skater Boy

Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road.

4.84% 
NoTrick or Treat

Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year.

4.21% 
NoChristmas Truce?

Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day.

4.21% 
NoWeek Minded

You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week..

4% 
NoYou Old Romantic

Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone.

4% 

    

Achievements last synchronized on 09/05/2019, 11:12.