Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Dress Up! Change your Child's outfit in a changing booth | 98.59% | |
 | Patience... ...is a virtue. | 65.73% | |
 | Get Shot! By a gun! | 65.73% | |
 | Deep Hole, Heavy Pockets You've made it deep into the Gravel Pit. But how much more is there to go? | 65.73% | |
 | You are a Good Dad? You've defeated the Robber. She needed to be stopped, but somehow you still feel weird. | 65.73% | |
 | Kill 500 enemies Did you really need to kill them all? (who's the real monster?) | 65.73% | |
 | Free as a Bird Somehow you managed to defy logic and pay off your Credit Card Debt. Maybe you can become a Good Dad after all | 65.73% | |
 | Take to the Skies! Take an intimate ride in the hot air balloon | 65.73% | |
 | Talk Back They backed us, and now they are forever immortalized in video game form. Regardless of if they change outfits in real life. | 65.73% | |
 | The Very Best It doesn't feel like you earned all these Dadges. Is that what being a Dad feels like? | 65.73% | |
 | Trick and Get Treated Get candy twice from one house. | 32.86% | |
| Center of the Earth Reach the bottom of the Gravel Pit. | 32.86% | |
 | Frequent Flyer Take the Hot Air Balloon in both directions | 32.86% | |
 | Vantage Point Ed has a point that only he can understand. | 32.86% | |
 | Big Conversations Some creatures have Dads and Grand Dads too. Seek them out. | 32.86% | |
 | Master of Popping Complete the Mountain City Park Balloon Popping Challenge (MCPBPC) in 20 seconds or less | 32.86% | |
 | Learned to Scare Not as simple as you thought, eh? | 32.86% | |
 | Gambling Addiction Use a gacha machine 20 times | 32.86% | |
 | Pigeons are the Worst Defeat the all-powerful Pigeon Wizard. | 32.86% | |
 | Dad Quest the Video Game That one really meta joke where you find a copy of Dad Quest | 32.86% | |
 | Quest Quixote Complete every quest in the game | 32.86% | |
 | Precocious Child Discover all Child Talents | 32.86% | |
 | Hoarder Collect every toy in the game, why don't ya? | 32.86% | |
 | You are the Champion Become Mountain City Champion | 32.86% | |
 | Money Mismanagement You're Credit Card is maxed! How did this happen? You have a Child to think about! | 32.86% | |
 | A Warm Embrace The bond between Dad and Child has never been stronger. | 32.86% | |
 | Legs Your Child has always had legs, but now they can use them. | 32.86% | |
 | Taking Time Off Rest those weary dad arms by leaving your Child at the daycare | 32.86% | |
| Regicide! The Shadow made you do it. | 32.86% | |
 | Delivery Dad Deliver all-a tha pizza pies! Season 1 Episode 5a | 32.86% | |
 | Give em a Hand This is oddly confusing. | 32.86% | |
 | Wardrobe Wizard Collect all Child Costumes | 32.86% |