Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Adjustments Necessary Open the options menu | 98.25% | 03/01/2019, 20:24:46 |
 | Intro to Hats Buy a hat | 96.65% | 03/01/2019, 21:10:41 |
 | Self improvement Buy an upgrade | 91.54% | 04/01/2019, 02:04:07 |
 | Minimum Wage Earn $10,000 in a single game | 67.9% | 04/01/2019, 18:01:26 |
 | Watch The Hat! Complete a zone without losing your hat. | 67.16% | 04/01/2019, 18:14:06 |
 | Like New Repair yourself | 66.34% | 04/01/2019, 02:09:09 |
 | Scoring Get a score of 10,000 or more in a single game | 65.48% | 04/01/2019, 18:03:52 |
 | Fresh off the assembly line Clear level 1 | 63.72% | 04/01/2019, 18:16:22 |
 | Capitalism Buy a weapon | 60.18% | 04/01/2019, 18:16:00 |
 | Hat Aficionado Buy 10 hats in a single game | 59.55% | 04/01/2019, 18:16:30 |
 | Fully Insured Buy a warranty | 56.1% | 04/01/2019, 18:15:50 |
 | We're Checking if Anyone Looks At The Story Read the news | 52.96% | 04/01/2019, 18:26:25 |
 | Eager to Learn View tutorial messages | 48.81% | 04/01/2019, 18:14:06 |
 | Spiders everywhere Clear level 2 | 38.02% | |
 | Initializing Kill 500 robots in a single game | 30.74% | |
 | Always 100% Repair yourself 5 times in a single game | 27.36% | |
 | Straight outta Jaipur Clear level 3 | 22.61% | |
 | Kill Module Kill 1000 robots in a single game | 17.76% | |
 | Fire Fire Fire Clear level 4 | 15.95% | |
 | A Very Large Number Get a score of 100,000 or more in a single game | 15.53% | |
 | Going Places Earn $100,000 in a single game | 15.34% | |
 | Fitness Regime Buy 10 upgrades in a single game | 15.34% | |
 | Specialist Buy all upgrades in a single category | 13.64% | |
 | Fishing Time Clear level 5 | 11.8% | |
 | Botany Degree Unlocked Clear level 6 | 7.77% | |
 | Legal Immunity Complete the game | 6.31% | |
 | Ethically Sound Kill 2000 robots in a single game | 6.26% | |
 | Consider Another Line of Work Buy a warranty 5 times in a single game | 5.64% | |
 | Hattiquette Buy a hat at the start of any level, then complete the entire level without losing the hat. | 3.77% | |
 | XTREME Capitalizm Buy 10 weapons in a single game | 3.4% | |
 | Elite Hat Buy a hat at the start of any level, then complete three levels without losing the hat. | 1.73% | |
 | Hardest Hat Buy a hat at the start of the game, then complete the entire game without losing the hat. | 1.39% |