Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | FIRST!!! Defeat your 1st enemy. | 99.3% | 15/01/2019, 13:37:59 |
| Freshman Defeat 10 enemies. | 98.05% | 15/01/2019, 13:39:14 |
 | Marzia joins the party! Buy Marzia. | 97.98% | 15/01/2019, 13:43:31 |
 | Time to Spend some Money! 100 Brocoins in your pocket. | 97.62% | 15/01/2019, 13:43:31 |
 | N00b Die for the first time. | 94.95% | 15/01/2019, 13:51:07 |
| Killing me Softly with his Stomp Defeat 100 enemies. | 91.61% | 15/01/2019, 14:32:53 |
 | Amateur Bro Defeat General Barrel on Easy Mode. | 88.54% | 15/01/2019, 14:40:39 |
 | Super Combo Jump on 3 Enemy before touching the ground. | 87.14% | 15/01/2019, 14:47:27 |
| Counter Stuck at 301+ Defeat 301+ enemies. | 85.42% | 15/01/2019, 14:49:29 |
| This Game is Hard Die 10 times. | 81.61% | 17/01/2019, 12:35:43 |
 | Snow Easy! Defeat Snowbarrel on Easy Mode. | 73.81% | 17/01/2019, 12:49:28 |
 | Awesome Combo Jump on 5 Enemy before touching the ground. | 70.63% | 17/01/2019, 12:41:23 |
| The Expendables Apprentice Defeat 1000 enemies. | 69.34% | 19/01/2019, 16:08:17 |
 | Markiplier joins the party! Buy Markiplier. | 68.64% | 15/01/2019, 14:48:42 |
| This Game is REALLY Hard Die 25 times. | 67.96% | 19/01/2019, 15:32:22 |
 | Kawaii Killer Defeat a Unicorn. | 67.49% | |
| JUST BUY SOMETHING!!! 1000 Brocoins in your pocket. | 64.69% | 19/01/2019, 16:15:29 |
 | 360 No Scope Slaughterer Defeat Falcon Lover on Easy Mode. | 57.9% | |
 | Day 1 patch Collect 10 patches. | 57.44% | 17/01/2019, 12:46:49 |
 | Bromance Share complicated love and affection with a male. | 53.27% | |
 | Jacksepticeye joins the party! Buy Jacksepticeye. | 48.28% | 17/01/2019, 13:12:11 |
 | Ultra Combo Jump on 7 Enemy before touching the ground. | 46.48% | |
 | GG EZ Defeat Barrel King on Easy Mode. | 46.15% | |
 | We love you guys! Watch the credits after beating the game. | 45.54% | |
 | CinnamonToastKen joins the party! Buy CinnamonToastKen. | 44.68% | 17/01/2019, 12:51:59 |
 | Proud to be a Low Life Finish a stage on your last heart with 0 companion. | 40.54% | |
 | Jurassik Hunter Defeat a T-Rex. | 36.89% | |
 | Cryaotic joins the party! Buy Cryaotic. | 36.69% | |
 | Moar patches! Collect 20 patches. | 33.4% | |
 | Y U SO HARD GAME!? Die 100 times. | 31.73% | |
 | Myth Buster Defeat a Yeti. | 30.2% | |
 | Hasta la Vista, Barrel! Defeat General Barrel on Hard Mode. | 29.83% | |
 | The Duck is Coming Complete all levels on Easy Mode. | 29.16% | |
 | Do a Barrel Roll! Defeat Snowbarrel on Hard Mode. | 21.28% | |
| Patch Kid Collect 30 patches. | 19.75% | |
| Notice me Senpai!! Defeat Falcon Lover on Hard Mode. | 18.4% | |
| The Collector Collect 40 patches. | 13.3% | |
 | Conspiracy Eliminator Defeat a Illuminati. | 13.12% | |
| Gotta Patch'em All Collect all 50 patches. | 10.52% | |
 | Duck joins the Party! Buy Duck. | 8.2% | |
 | 1-2 DEFENSE! Buy all Defenses. | 8.13% | |
 | The Widow Maker Defeat 10,000 enemies. | 7.98% | |
 | CHARGE!!! Buy all Attacks. | 7.27% | |
 | Edgar and Maya are SO CUTE! Complete 1 level on Pug Mode. | 6.41% | |
| Brotastic! Defeat General Barrel on Bro Mode. | 5.85% | |
| Ground control to Major Tom Defeat Barrel King on Hard Mode. | 5.21% | |
| No Scope Bro Defeat Falcon Lover on Bro Mode. | 4.76% | |
 | IT'S OVER 9000!!! 9001 Brocoins in your pocket. | 4.65% | |
 | Duck, Stock and lots of Barrels Complete all levels on Hard Mode. | 4.31% | |
| Snow Bro Defeat Snowbarrel on Bro Mode. | 4.24% | |
| Alpha Bro Defeat Barrel King on Bro Mode. | 2.7% | |
 | All you need is Bro Complete all levels on Bro Mode. | 2.33% | |
| Extinction is Emminent Defeat 25,000 enemies. | 2.09% | |
| Defeat General Barrel on Pug Mode. You defeated General Barrel on Pug Mode! | 1.87% | |
| OMERRGAWD!! Defeat Falcon Lover on Pug Mode. | 1.81% | |
| Snowtastic! Defeat Snowbarrel on Pug Mode. | 1.62% | |
| I'm a level 80 Paladin. Defeat Barrel King on Pug Mode. | 1.57% | |
 | Spugtacular Complete all levels on Pug Mode. | 1.52% |