Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Hint Guy Recruit Terry Hints. | 99.83% | 08/10/2018, 14:30:09 |
 | Let's Find Her Reach the first crossroads. | 82.27% | 23/10/2018, 07:02:51 |
 | Annoying Guy Recruit Nern Guan. | 66.4% | 23/10/2018, 07:25:15 |
 | Embrace the Joy Meet Buzzo. | 63.57% | 23/10/2018, 07:40:13 |
 | Drunk Guy Recruit Olan Hyot. | 52.01% | 23/10/2018, 07:53:18 |
 | Headbutt Guy Recruit Rage Ironhead. | 40.57% | 23/10/2018, 07:58:00 |
 | Violated Guy Recruit Fardy Hernandez. | 36.6% | 21/11/2018, 17:04:31 |
 | Wild Guy Recruit Beastborn. | 36.37% | 23/10/2018, 09:58:17 |
 | Really? Hairmanity? Kill the Men's Hair Club Presidents. | 35.92% | 21/11/2018, 17:04:31 |
 | Poop Guy Recruit Percy Monsoon. | 35.13% | |
 | The Face of Blood Meet the Red Skull Rando | 34.11% | |
| It's All Falling Down Reach the second crossroads. | 33.09% | |
 | Cat Guy Recruit Yazan Barghouti. | 27.08% | |
| Happy Reunion Save Buddy. | 26.74% | |
| No Turning Back Reach the third crossroads. | 24.93% | |
 | Poke Guy Recruit Ajeet Mandeep. | 24.14% | |
 | Red Hair Guy Recruit Rooster Coleman. | 23.91% | |
 | Super Drunk Guy Recruit Birdie Hall. | 23.91% | |
 | Bye, I Guess... Race Columbo. | 22.32% | |
 | American Guy Recruit Buffalo Van Dyke. | 22.1% | |
| The End is Nigh Welcome to Hell. | 21.19% | |
| No... It can't be... | 20.85% | |
 | Art Guy Recruit Garth. | 20.06% | |
 | Nipple Guy Recruit Mad Dog. | 19.83% | |
| Hot Snow Reach the Snowy Peak. | 19.6% | |
| The Doctor is in the House Kill the doctor. | 19.49% | |
 | Lady Guy Recruit Queen Roger. | 19.15% | |
 | Weird Guy Recruit Bo Wyatt. | 18.81% | |
 | Spear Guy Recruit Tiger Man. | 18.7% | |
 | Party Guy Recruit Dick Dickson. | 18.47% | |
 | Magic Guy Recruit Jack. | 16.09% | |
| There's Something Fishy... Find the Fishmen. | 15.52% | |
 | Many Swords Guy Recruit Crisp Ladaddy. | 15.52% | |
 | Lawyer Fish Guy Recruit Harvey Alibastor. | 15.41% | |
 | Rando Got it! | 15.18% | |
 | Dirt Bag Guy Recruit RT. | 14.96% | |
 | Rhyming Bird Guy Recruit Geese Thompson. | 14.16% | |
| Arm-Shock 4 Life! Win the tag titles. | 13.82% | |
 | Face First Guy Recruit Shocklord. | 13.71% | |
| The Champ is Here! Break the Streak, win the title. | 13.71% | |
| Look on the Brightside Watch a well executed suicide. | 12.69% | |
| Salvation Ends Witness the fall of the Salvation Rangers. | 12.46% | |
 | Sweaty Guy Recruit Ollie Nickels. | 12.46% | |
 | Bug Guy Recruit Fly Minetti. | 12.01% | |
 | Powerful Clothesline Guy Recruit Sonny Backluwitz. | 11.9% | |
| Weekend Getaway Find the relaxing researchers. | 11.22% | |
| Fan Club Got it! | 11.22% | |
| Joyful End Giving in feels good. | 11.22% | |
 | Fish Guy Recruit Carp. | 10.99% | |
| Kind of Selfish Finish with one arm. | 10.76% | |
| 10-4 Good Buddy Kill Satan. | 10.42% | |
| Joyless End It's too late to fight it... | 9.63% | |
 | Cool Dude Guy Recruit Clint Olympic. | 9.63% | |
 | Yado False God. | 9.41% | |
| I Love You Son Kill all the Rouletters. | 8.27% | |
 | Mysterious Guy Recruit Buckets. | 8.16% | |
| Selfless Finish with no arms. | 8.05% | |
| Joy Got it! | 7.03% | |
| Selfish Finish with both arms. | 6.57% | |
| Sorry Master The birth of Red Skull. | 5.67% | |
| The Beat Never Dies His Hot Fire is even hotter in Hell. | 5.67% | |
| The Source The resting place of the Darkness. | 5.44% | |
| Worth It Learn the ways of the Bob Friday. | 4.99% | |
| ... ... | 4.76% | |
| I'm Sorry I'd change everything if I could. | 3.85% | |
| Lisa Guidance. | 3.74% | |
| Father The breeding ground. | 3.4% | |
| No Friends Walk the path alone. | 2.72% |