Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Adjustments Necessary Open the options menu | 98.25% | 30/06/2018, 19:39:27 |
 | Intro to Hats Buy a hat | 96.65% | 01/07/2018, 13:05:32 |
 | Self improvement Buy an upgrade | 91.54% | 30/06/2018, 19:44:23 |
 | Minimum Wage Earn $10,000 in a single game | 67.9% | 30/06/2018, 20:08:39 |
 | Watch The Hat! Complete a zone without losing your hat. | 67.16% | 01/07/2018, 14:20:09 |
 | Like New Repair yourself | 66.34% | 01/07/2018, 13:04:56 |
 | Scoring Get a score of 10,000 or more in a single game | 65.48% | 30/06/2018, 20:09:56 |
 | Fresh off the assembly line Clear level 1 | 63.72% | 30/06/2018, 20:11:46 |
 | Capitalism Buy a weapon | 60.18% | 01/07/2018, 13:32:47 |
 | Hat Aficionado Buy 10 hats in a single game | 59.55% | 01/07/2018, 14:11:25 |
 | Fully Insured Buy a warranty | 56.1% | 01/07/2018, 13:39:01 |
 | We're Checking if Anyone Looks At The Story Read the news | 52.96% | |
 | Eager to Learn View tutorial messages | 48.81% | |
 | Spiders everywhere Clear level 2 | 38.02% | 01/07/2018, 14:05:27 |
 | Initializing Kill 500 robots in a single game | 30.74% | 01/07/2018, 14:13:05 |
 | Always 100% Repair yourself 5 times in a single game | 27.36% | 01/07/2018, 14:08:45 |
 | Straight outta Jaipur Clear level 3 | 22.61% | |
 | Kill Module Kill 1000 robots in a single game | 17.76% | |
 | Fire Fire Fire Clear level 4 | 15.95% | |
 | A Very Large Number Get a score of 100,000 or more in a single game | 15.53% | |
 | Going Places Earn $100,000 in a single game | 15.34% | |
 | Fitness Regime Buy 10 upgrades in a single game | 15.34% | |
 | Specialist Buy all upgrades in a single category | 13.64% | |
 | Fishing Time Clear level 5 | 11.8% | |
 | Botany Degree Unlocked Clear level 6 | 7.77% | |
 | Legal Immunity Complete the game | 6.31% | |
 | Ethically Sound Kill 2000 robots in a single game | 6.26% | |
 | Consider Another Line of Work Buy a warranty 5 times in a single game | 5.64% | |
 | Hattiquette Buy a hat at the start of any level, then complete the entire level without losing the hat. | 3.77% | |
 | XTREME Capitalizm Buy 10 weapons in a single game | 3.4% | |
 | Elite Hat Buy a hat at the start of any level, then complete three levels without losing the hat. | 1.73% | |
 | Hardest Hat Buy a hat at the start of the game, then complete the entire game without losing the hat. | 1.39% |