Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | You Call Those Lyrics? Get fired and feel bad about it. | 94.59% | 05/12/2020, 00:24:46 |
 | Set Phasers to Snoop Immediately start doing what you said you wouldn’t. | 78.08% | 05/12/2020, 00:40:47 |
 | Huge, Steaming Bowl Of Foreshadowing Because that's great writing. | 67.07% | 05/12/2020, 00:08:04 |
 | Promise Nothing, Deliver Less Go get your money back, you jobber. | 63.29% | 05/12/2020, 01:19:11 |
 | Handling The Crack Don't worry, it's perfectly Safe. | 61.91% | 05/12/2020, 01:10:43 |
 | Hook, Line and Sinker Behold! My stuff! | 61.57% | 05/12/2020, 01:22:51 |
 | THE CHOWDER BITES BACK Crack down on crime! | 60.31% | 05/12/2020, 01:33:15 |
 | WATCH OUT Oh no! He can’t hear us! He has earpods in! | 60.19% | 05/12/2020, 01:38:02 |
 | Making Frank Proud You literally just killed a guy. You monster. | 60.19% | 05/12/2020, 01:45:41 |
 | I Love the Cuttleboys Pay tribute to the greatest band of all time. | 56.07% | 05/12/2020, 00:48:02 |
 | Paragon Ending I’m Clam Man, and this is my favorite ending in the game. | 54.69% | 05/12/2020, 01:46:20 |
 | Service-Minded The customer is always right. And annoying. | 54.35% | 05/12/2020, 00:05:20 |
 | Oh Snap, It’s Bobby Blob! Remember? From the hallway scene? | 45.06% | 05/12/2020, 01:39:55 |
 | Sweet Clam Man Abuse a jellyfish. | 19.38% | 05/12/2020, 00:01:09 |
 | Dog Ending So it was all your work! | 17.2% | 05/12/2020, 01:49:04 |