Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Doin' a Solid Do someone a solid | 89.91% | |
 | Tapes Never Sleep Become a Platinum member | 61.42% | |
 | Noob No More Unlock 25% of the Tome of the Ancients | 57.27% | |
 | Halo Effect Capitalize on your bodaciousness | 46.24% | |
 | Mender Bartender Receive a tasty beverage from the Mender altar | 42.81% | |
 | Money Shot Eject 100 tapes from an ATM | 42.09% | |
 | Cool Customer Upgrade Shermie's Shop | 37.22% | |
 | Mender Contender Participate in a Daily Challenge | 30.64% | |
 | Greenish Thumb Help Billy farm a plant | 30.49% | |
 | Chicken Poppers Pop a chicken with your snake head | 23.05% | |
 | Make-Out Like a Bandit Steal a key from a shop using Suck Face | 22.76% | |
 | Mender Offender Receive disapproval from the Mender altar | 19.61% | |
 | Book Worm Unlock 50% of the Tome of the Ancients | 18.47% | |
 | Cobruh la la la la la la la la Conceive a serpent baby | 16.89% | |
 | Mender Ender Defeat the Colossus | 15.89% | |
 | Killer! Get a Kill Streak of 10 or more | 15.18% | |
 | Mender Tender Receive a cash payout from the Mender altar | 14.75% | |
 | Drupe Ninja Heal, Burn and Heal some more using fruit | 13.46% | |
 | Two-bular! Discover a Mutation Combo | 10.59% | |
 | Total Annihilation! Annihilate 5 enemies at once | 7.3% | |
 | Flappy Nerd Stay aloft for 10 seconds | 6.44% | |
 | Shopaholic Upgrade Shermie's Shop to the max! | 4.72% | |
 | Total Bummer Load your body up with the bummer mutation trifecta | 3.72% | |
 | Green Machine Help Billy complete his garden | 3.44% | |
 | Greed Is Good Become a Desert Chrome member | 3.29% | |
 | Brainiac Unlock 75% of the Tome of the Ancients | 3.01% | |
 | Fallout Collection Unlock all styles | 2.86% | |
 | Quirk Berzerk Unlock all Quirks | 2.29% | |
 | Cool Runnings Fully upgrade the town statue | 1.86% | |
 | Maul Rat Unlock all weapons | 1.72% | |
 | I Am Bat Man Completed the game De-Made style | 0.86% | |
 | Colossal Blunder Shamefully fall to your death while fighting the Colossus | 0.86% | |
 | Cluuuuutch! Get a Survivor Streak of 10 or more | 0.86% | |
 | Commune Contributor Complete Transfigured Tasks | 0.43% | |
 | Optimal Coroutine Complete Vestigial Tasks | 0.43% | |
 | Honorary Disciple Complete Cathode Raider Tasks | 0.29% | |
 | Nerd! Unlock 100% of the Tome of the Ancients | 0.29% |