Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Welcome to the Neighborhood! Successfully complete chapter one. | 94.39% | 20/06/2019, 11:17:54 |
| World's Best Dad Get good Amanda ending. | 73.9% | 20/06/2019, 11:39:48 |
| Bad Dad Slept with Robert on the first night. | 62.18% | 26/06/2019, 10:17:10 |
 | Knife Dad Go on all Robert dates. | 46.02% | |
| Keg-Stand Champion Go on all Craig dates. | 40.64% | |
| Interview With the Vampire Go on all Damien dates. | 39.11% | |
| Margarita Zone Go on all Joseph dates. | 36.89% | 20/06/2019, 11:38:19 |
| King of Carrot Flowers Go on all Mat dates. | 35.48% | |
| Let Amanda Say [CENSORED] "Give Amanda permission to swear. " | 26.7% | |
| Asiago-getter Go on all Hugo dates. | 26.7% | |
| Soft Boy Go on all Brian dates. | 26.58% | |
| Dreamiest Daddy Go on every date with every dad. | 14.64% | |
| World's Okayest Dad Get bad Amanda ending. | 9.25% | |
| Cannonball Jump off the waterfall too many times and bleed out. | 8.9% | |
| Panic! at the Disco Attempt unrehearsed backflip. It does not go well. | 4.68% | |
| Save Ferris Fall to your death all due to the folly of pride. | 4.33% | |
| Catch of the day Earn a match fishing score of 2000 | 2.93% | |
| Escape from Margarita Zone Complete the secret ending. | 0.94% | |
| Yo Ho Ho Ho Earn 18 hole-in-ones at pirate mini golf. | 0.47% |