Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | The Dawn of Man's Head Escaped the Starcophagus to crash land on the Pleasure Port | 95% | |
 | Warhead Used explosions to kill 5 enemies | 91.14% | |
 | Probe the Pleasure Port Thrusted through the Pleasure Port to find the Satellite Chalet | 79.06% | |
 | The Omega Dog Found Frank the Dog and return him to Eudora-5 | 63.12% | |
 | Messages From Space Aligned the Satellite Chalet dishes to gain access to the Archives | 58.83% | |
 | The Gun is Good! Executed 50 headshots | 56.64% | |
 | Ground Control Destroyed 25 enemies using melee attacks | 45.73% | |
 | Brown Out Shut down the power stations in the Power Dome to gain access to the Archives | 43.37% | |
 | God Created the Dater Uploaded the Archive Data to Earl | 38.79% | |
 | Dynamite with a Laser Beam Defeated the Kill Queen | 37.94% | |
 | Le Voyage dans la Lune Citadel Used the long range zap to Luna Citadel | 36.1% | |
 | Double Trouble Eradicated the Spectrum Shepherds | 32.49% | |
 | Star Crash Found your body and witnessed ERL's sacrifice | 31.55% | |
 | Winters is Coming Found the entrance to Methuselah's Core | 29.56% | |
 | Invasion of the Bodies Snatcher Found all the bodies for Athena-7 | 28.61% | |
 | Colossus: The Methuselah Project Defeated the Methuselah titan | 27.72% | |
 | Say No to Methuselah Took Methuselah offline | 27.61% | |
 | Rollerballs Used Overcharge Boost to take out 25 enemies | 25.47% | |
 | Close Encounters of the Turd Kind Found a power gem charging Shepherd and returned it to Rhea-6 | 23.34% | |
 | The Circuit Found all mid-range zap locations | 21.61% | |
 | Maxed Headroom Unlocked all upgrades | 21.41% | |
 | Good to the Last Drop Drained all of the Energy S.A.C.s | 18.37% | |
 | Male Driver Kill Mappy without taking his Data | 13.06% | |
 | Clamiyuki Dance Party Execute all possible dance subroutines | 10.74% | |
 | Headhunter Found all alpha, beta and gamma terminals | 10.08% | |
 | You, Robot Docked with every body type | 10.06% | |
 | Futureworld Popped your head into every room to have a look-see | 9.86% | |
 | The Longest Voyage Boosted for 5.2155e-13 parsecs (10 miles) | 9.59% | |
 | Head Master 100% Headlander | 9.24% | |
 | By Your Command Used Auto Sentries to take out 10 enemies | 5.62% | |
 | Horse Play Played a game of H.O.R.S.E. | 5.08% |