You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You've spent $500.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You completed the game without selling any items.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.