The tutorial is over

The Update did not carry… yet

Security caught you

Data-fishes not starving anymore, check

Yes we want to be featured in that account

Ugly present put back in shape

Really not in the mood for an Update

Completed A38Ω form

Flipped the right lever up

Guess I'll die

Still not in the mood to Update this phone

Hope we'll see you soon

Gave its book to the Office Worker

Revived and killed the old gen Process

Kicked those cheerleader Processes down

Bought the merch and gave it away

Gave Wat its hearing aid back

Beat Social Media T's high score at dance off

But thanks for putting the machines back anyway

Found the way to the diagnostics area in Wifi

PID456 will get its 00FFFF data-flowers

Crushed a Security guard

All Processes like gray better. No exception

You reported people to Management all 3 times

Asked everything ever to the Collector

Found all the Cookies

Answered correctly to the yellowheads crew in Speakers

Did not ask help from the Rubber Duck even once

You zipped and saved everyone

So, you speak hex?

Debugged the game

Bought all the figurines from the Nuts and Bits

Answered all phones in the game

Collected all User Messages

You deliberately zipped the minimum number of people. Wow