You harvested your first strawberries, now a word of encouragement from our sponsor SOMANTO.

You showed initiative by stealing one of the weapons from the research lab and cracked another safe.

The first planet HEART is healed. She is on her way to recovery and you can start feeling her love through your mechanical heart.

You, your turret and your shuttle did not take any damage in an entire level.

You survived volcanoes, Spawners and dodged their offspring. Planet was right to chose you.

Planet is healing, now her cognitive abilities are re-emerging... pfuuu.

Never one to ask for directions you've burnt a hunder of those pesky signs which tried just telling you anyway.

You deployed mobile power nodes. Now don't you go break our level designs.

From itty bitty doggy robot, to rail upgraded mobile battle station, give us a roar.

You guiltlessly destroyed the SOMANTO "Tower of Terror" and captured a Mutagel Vat.

You have healed your planet and she is happy now. But for for how long...

You have finished McDROID in normal. Now try CHALLENGE.

You have achieved the impossible and won ONE nightmare level. Now time to go buy a new keyboard, and don't mind that SOMANTO van parked outside your building, we are not probing your brain.

With ninja-skills you've flipped all your turrets out of harms way - in CHALLENGE. Well done, you deserve a pat on the turret mount.

You farmed 1000 strawberries in one level of the campaign. Such farming super ability makes us salivate at the potential profit.

You have survived the Gummy Bear level for 30 waves and you love Gummy Bears so here is your Gummy Hat.

You have finished the last level of the game in SOULS difficulty.

SOMANTO's anabolic seem to be working for you. You have finished the game in Challenge, which is normally impossible.

You have purchased no turret in Challenge mode. Even if it were possible, it would be a lethal showcase of anti-consumerism.

You survived The Spiral for 50 waves of vertigo inducing madness.

Completed "Magma Quarry" in CHALLENGE or NIGHTMARE without buying or deploying a single bliss engine or redwood. We applaud your anti-ecologism.

You haven't used or revived a single turret in levels 3 and above on NORMAL. How is that even possible?

The SOMANTO agents knocking at your door agree, the intensity of your brainwaves could power one of their mining vessels. Enjoy your next job in a vat.

You have completed a level buying, picking up, reviving and deploying only Tesla coils. Now if only you could keep your tongue off the electric sockets...